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Brian Baresch
@editer.bsky.social
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High-functioning screwup. Thinker and blatherer. Profile pic by Covatar. he/him
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post by Erin Chack: america is wrong about everything except fahrenheit. fahrenheit is the correct way to measure temperature. fahrenheit is like "man, it's so hot out. it's gotta be like.......100 hots."
January 31, 2026 at 6:44 AM
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Post a car picture you took.
On a bright sunny day a medium-size car parked at a curb is covered in snow with only two side windows visible, under a mound about 2 feet taller than the car itself. Also a snowplow has produced a wall blocking it from the street even more. A nearby car is behind the plowed wall but has been uncovered at some point. The backdrop is a row of storefronts with dark green awnings in a brick building, also bearing notable accumulations of snow.
January 19, 2026 at 3:13 AM
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Roadrunner + coyote = boom?
Wile E. Coyote being blown up by his own explosive rig, as the Roadrunner looks on without empathy.
January 19, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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obligatory Patton Oswalt
Post by Patton Oswalt Q: If you WERE gay, who--- EVERY STRAIGHT MAN: Idris Elba
January 10, 2026 at 8:03 AM
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Naturally
"Your 2026 Word" from Merriam-Webster: "slapdash"
January 1, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Greetings from my posting lair
A 1950s depiction of what an underwater house may look like: A bulbous teardrop shape, with an umbilical structure heading toward the surface. A small submarine is passing nearby.
January 1, 2026 at 2:09 AM
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Four-panel comic. Two men, one has a dog. First man: Does your dog bite? Second man: No, but he can hurt you in other ways. Dog: Only 1% of ancient literature has survived. First man: (recoiling in pain)
December 27, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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"Piglet thought that they ought to have a Reason for going to see everybody, like Looking for Small or Organizing an Expotition, if Pooh could think of something Pooh could. “We’ll go because it’s Thursday,” he said, “and we’ll go to wish everybody a Very Happy Thursday.” --A.A. Milne" with an original illustration of Pooh and Piglet
December 25, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Timeline synchronicity, I love it.
The original post, just above a post by Endless Screaming that says AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
December 20, 2025 at 12:25 PM
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My outfit for the day it happens.
Three slightly portly police officers chasing a man between some houses; the man is naked expect for shoes and bunny ears.
December 17, 2025 at 7:52 PM
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I went out to see the snowy city and met a friendly puppy.
A black and white puppy with blue eyes, wearing a tan jacket, stands on some snow and sniffs the photographer's hand.
December 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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Similar energy.
A handwritten sign taped in a window says "NO!!! Solicitation!!! except Tamale Lady"
December 11, 2025 at 10:25 PM
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If having a reminder helps
A large shrubbery with a wooded area visible behind it. Poking out of the top is a warning sign that has been almost swallowed by the shrubbery, so that only the top few inches is visible, showing the word NO
December 10, 2025 at 10:06 AM
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Just saw this today, h/t @mendur.bsky.social
my sister works in a nursery (in scotland for context) and today a kid came up to her and said "can you put on 'release my wee da'? I want to dance" and my sister was like ?? what the fuck is 'release my wee da', so the kid sang a line of it. turns out, feliz navidad
December 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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A circular bicycle or vehicle horn with a big rubber bulb on the rear end hangs in an antique store. The rubber bulb is cracked and obviously old. A tag on the horn reads "Don't"
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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"You will be visited by three spirits..."
Three bottles of homemade vodka infusions arrayed on a wooden table. Handwritten tags on the bottle identify the respective infusions as basil, orange, and vanilla.
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
A plastic toy car shaped like an apple and driven by Lowly Worm from Richard Scarry's Busytown cartoons.
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 AM
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A post with photo of a programmable highway sign in a snowy area with tall pine trees; the sign says "Do Not Let Moose." The post itself says "YOU FOOLS. YOU LET MOOSE."
November 21, 2025 at 3:40 AM
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Sorry about the crappy scan, but in this "J. Wesley Smith" cartoon the man on the left is saying, "I declare that this land is now part of the United States, and that the time is one hour later -- I mean one hour earlier -- I mean, well, if it's seven o'clock here, then it's ..."
A cartoon of a white man in frontier-ish garb and holding a rifle gesturing and saying something to two Native Americans.
November 15, 2025 at 12:29 AM
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Comic strip, two men in the break room of an office. Person 1: Today I got up at 5 am and had a great run. Person 2: "Fy Vay Em"? What is ... "Fy Vay Em"? P1: Five AM. P2: Favame? P1: Five AM. P2: Fahavm? P1 (loudly) Five o'clock in the morning Bob! I went for a run! P2: ... P2: I'm sorry. I just don't understand any of the words you are saying. P1: *facepalm*
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
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A tradition more honor'd in the breach than the observance.
The logo of Famous Dave's barbecue, showing a cartoon pig cooking pig ribs.
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 AM
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Also
Photo of a woman with an armful of very cute kittens. Text: As a woman matures, she collects more cats. This is known as "manypaws"
November 7, 2025 at 5:48 PM
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Posting in honor of National Sandwich Day.
tweet from Jake Wolff on Nov 10 2020 that reads: Creative nonfiction writers be like: I first ate a hotdog when I was six years old. I remember the taste, the scent, the summer. SECTION BREAK Hot dogs were invented in 1693 by Steven Hotdog. According to Scientific American, the hotdog is
November 3, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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Post by Jonathan Edward Durham: "Everybody has a plan until a cat falls asleep in their lap"
October 27, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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My boobies say hello
Two plush blue-footed boobies, gray and white birds with bright blue bills and feet, sitting on a table before a white background.
October 25, 2025 at 8:06 PM