Ed Jefferson
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writes/codes/talks about things no-one else would bother to. e dot jefferson at gmail. he/him. was @edjeff.
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I mean it's a really nice high street by any stretch of the imagination yet there's always deluded whingers. A v popular monthly street market has led to the council proposing a few permanent stalls and christ the pissing and moaning about it.
January 11, 2026 at 8:01 PM
I mean it's a really nice high street by any stretch of the imagination yet there's always deluded whingers. A v popular monthly street market has led to the council proposing a few permanent stalls and christ the pissing and moaning about it.
People always whine about "another coffee shop" opening on the high street here like there was a chance they were going to bring back bloody Woolworths for the vibes.
January 11, 2026 at 7:55 PM
People always whine about "another coffee shop" opening on the high street here like there was a chance they were going to bring back bloody Woolworths for the vibes.
We have to hoover constantly because the fucking cats get their litter everywhere.
January 11, 2026 at 1:48 PM
We have to hoover constantly because the fucking cats get their litter everywhere.
denial of the true heritage of this land. Disgusting
January 10, 2026 at 7:00 PM
denial of the true heritage of this land. Disgusting
sorry to all non-woke husbands whose wife don't work in the NHS
January 10, 2026 at 6:56 PM
sorry to all non-woke husbands whose wife don't work in the NHS
books about and for women*
January 10, 2026 at 6:48 PM
books about and for women*
Much as I parasocially love him A Buxton clearly a type of this.
January 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Much as I parasocially love him A Buxton clearly a type of this.
TBF sometimes the untold story is "wife has high powered enough career to pay for the school fees"
January 10, 2026 at 6:44 PM
TBF sometimes the untold story is "wife has high powered enough career to pay for the school fees"
And then they're like "I know them from some crap crap version of big brother, they would never betray me"
January 10, 2026 at 5:59 PM
And then they're like "I know them from some crap crap version of big brother, they would never betray me"
It is weird because simultaneously they might as well not be celebs but also "booooo tom sandoval I know you from what my wife likes to watch booo"
January 10, 2026 at 5:58 PM
It is weird because simultaneously they might as well not be celebs but also "booooo tom sandoval I know you from what my wife likes to watch booo"
I did enjoy that the US traitors I've seen involved a whole (usually futile) metagame around them knowing each other reality shows (which also all US reality shows seem to do), like they're going to eventually build a show around "these are the last 20 people who have not been on telly"
January 10, 2026 at 5:50 PM
I did enjoy that the US traitors I've seen involved a whole (usually futile) metagame around them knowing each other reality shows (which also all US reality shows seem to do), like they're going to eventually build a show around "these are the last 20 people who have not been on telly"
it's not an industrial strategy if you aren't smoking coal while you say it
January 10, 2026 at 5:43 PM
it's not an industrial strategy if you aren't smoking coal while you say it
I do feel like the hyper building everything around ad breaks thing has dialled back a bit at least, presumably because of steaming?
January 10, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I do feel like the hyper building everything around ad breaks thing has dialled back a bit at least, presumably because of steaming?
the only real jobs are working in a mine and coincidentally everything I have personally done that isn't working in a mine
January 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
the only real jobs are working in a mine and coincidentally everything I have personally done that isn't working in a mine
I mean go big or go home and she did both. Respect.
January 10, 2026 at 5:33 PM
I mean go big or go home and she did both. Respect.
I'm the labour MP for somewhere id not heard of until the election campaign and I'm logging on to tell you why woke is bad
January 10, 2026 at 5:32 PM
I'm the labour MP for somewhere id not heard of until the election campaign and I'm logging on to tell you why woke is bad
Does seem a lot for a baby
January 10, 2026 at 5:03 PM
Does seem a lot for a baby
I mean there is a political distance between fucking around and finding out
January 10, 2026 at 4:58 PM
I mean there is a political distance between fucking around and finding out
The most read thing afaik I did as a journalist was an article about a cadburys chocolate bar that combined seven different cadburys chocolate bars. Looking out the window wouldn't have helped unless it happened to be raining chocolate.
January 10, 2026 at 4:36 PM
The most read thing afaik I did as a journalist was an article about a cadburys chocolate bar that combined seven different cadburys chocolate bars. Looking out the window wouldn't have helped unless it happened to be raining chocolate.
I mean I don't mean that as a dig, I'm sure "the thing they are being asked to do in order to receive money" does not align with that!
January 10, 2026 at 4:33 PM
I mean I don't mean that as a dig, I'm sure "the thing they are being asked to do in order to receive money" does not align with that!