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Ed Morrish
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Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social

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when another boy (in texas) has a balloon
An array of large missiles
February 12, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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is it too late for this?
Guardian comment piece, filed under Opinion: Jennifer Lopez. "Ignore the smears. I don't know her." - Mariah Carey the byline is Mariah from the "I don't know her" meme
February 11, 2026 at 3:25 PM
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say hello to tom, who belongs to my friend joe
Me (fat white balding middle aged man with blonde/grey stubble) looking to the camera while a black and white cat sniffs my face inquisitively
February 10, 2026 at 4:43 PM
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went to see suede with a man i’ve known for thirty years and they were well good
A blurry photo of Brett Anderson, a skinny white man in a black shirt who does not look fifty eight years old, singing into a microphone onstage as the word T R A S H appears behind him in whit letters on a blue light wash
February 10, 2026 at 12:39 AM
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went to the yorkshire grey near broadcasting house for the first time in, oooh, years, yesterday and was delighted to see they still have the photo of peter donaldson up
me (a fat balding middle aged white man with a short beard) smiling at the camera with a photograph of the late peter donaldson (a distinguished-looking white man with white hair and a white beard), holding a pint, over my shoulder
February 7, 2026 at 7:12 PM
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yeah i hate those celebrity comedians who lecture people about their pet causes
Photo of Ricky Gervais wearing a PETA t-shirt (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals), next to the quote “Animals are not here for us to do as we please with. We are not their superiors, we are their equals. We are their family. Be kind to them.” The caption reveals he was saying this as he was named PETA's Person of the Year 2013.
February 3, 2026 at 11:26 AM
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made this for everyone saying “but he had a gun!”
The “don’t tread on me” flag (a coiled snake, hand-drawn in black, on a yellow background, with “Don’t tread on me” written below it), with the text changed to “Tread on me if you like, sir”
January 25, 2026 at 5:46 PM
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Badger, from Bodger & Badger (a puppet badger), with a speech bubble to make it look like he’s saying the post below
January 25, 2026 at 4:05 PM
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whatever could you mean?
paolo di canio, an Italian footballer wearing a white vest, gives what the newspaper who printed this phot described as a “straight-armed salute” to the lazio fans
January 24, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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oh aye?
January 24, 2026 at 12:31 AM
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Tweet by Johnny Marr: David Cameron, stop saying that you like The Smiths, no you don't. I forbid you to like
January 20, 2026 at 10:43 AM
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robert jenrick using the phrase "unite the right", is he
the "unite the right" rally of white supremacists in charlottesville, va. it's a load of weird white torch-carrying men who have never once made a woman cum.
January 16, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you joy.
joe rodon and ethan ampadu, wearing pink and yellow leeds united shirts, standing in front of a sponsor's board on the pitch at hillsborough, being interviewed after beating sheffield wednesday 2-0.
January 16, 2026 at 11:55 AM
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Mike from Spaced (Nick Frost), a white man with a moustache, wearing green camouflage combat great, a beret, yellow-tinted glasses and fingerless gloves, holding a power drill.
January 14, 2026 at 10:38 PM
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they were! they - and lordi - were supporting sabaton, a swedish heavy metal band my son likes. (they sing exclusively about historical military conflicts.)
Wembley Arena, seen from the back right of the auditorium. You can see several thousand people on the floor in front and on the side opposite, mostly holding their phones. Onstage are BABYMETAL.
January 6, 2026 at 2:34 PM
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*excellent* joke
Screenshot of the Popbitch email Old Jokes Home Q: Did you hear about the Eton advent calendar? A: It’s just like a normal one except your father opens all the doors for you.
January 1, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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Aidy Bryant and Bowen Yang as “trend forecasters”, looking happy in futuristic black and white outfits. The same couple, but zoomed-in and now they’re looking aggressive.
December 31, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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i’m here you christmaas bitch
A christmas tree standing on a small table in the corner of a room. There are books behind it. It is lit up very tastefully.
December 25, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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Thomas Skinner, a white man with neat blonde hair and a gilet “Big” John Fisher, a bald white man in a grey t-shirt sitting in front of a Duvel glass and what looks like a packet of cakes
December 23, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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every fbpe account:
sign for a flapjack stall at a christmas market: flapjackery UNIQUELY BRITISH
December 21, 2025 at 1:27 PM
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The defaced front of The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center [sic] For The Performing Arts, with the name of the person whose name has been added at the front redacted with a black rectangle so it just reads “THE [REDACTED] AND” across the top.
December 19, 2025 at 11:56 PM
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seeing as henry normal isn’t on bsky, here’s his poem for today
POEM ABOUT [REDACTED] EPSTEIN REPORT We [REDACTED] wont get to the truth Now the redactors have got the jump Though photos and letters prove The conclusive guilt of [REDACTED] Read between the lines [REDACTED] [REDACTED] love pump The bits blacked out Are to save [REDACTED] Lies can't cover up [REDACTED] trouser lump [REDACTED] jail He wont he's [REDACTED]
December 19, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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no i’m saying that’s the way it’s spelled in yorkshire
A screenshot of Google maps, identifying Chapeltown in north-east Leeds
December 19, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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Me, lit by candlelight.
December 19, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Onion screenshot: When You're Feeling Low, Just Remember I'll Be Dead In About 15 Or 20 Years [photo of Donald Trump] My friends, everybody has their down days, and during these long winter months it is especially easy to succumb to the doldrums and find yourself in a bit of a funk. But not to fear! I have a simple tip that’s guaranteed to pick you up and get you back in good spirits in no time, and here it is: Whenever you’re feeling low, just remember that I, Donald Trump, will be dead in roughly 15 to 20 years.
December 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM