Ed Morrish
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Ed Morrish
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Leeds man & audio/comedy producer. Work stuff @leadmojo.bsky.social

My posts, since you asked: https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:zhglb2ub3qwkn2kpxlwekst3/feed/aaaaqszrsfcwo
a friend of mine worked at a clothes store that was supposed to order 100 bras, and accidentally ordered 1000

he became *really* good at guessing women’s bra sizes. if he wasn’t gay i suspect this would be creepier
February 12, 2026 at 8:21 AM
what
February 12, 2026 at 12:38 AM
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uh oh I've got a billion pounds and now legally you have to agree with my opinions. Opinion number 1: the best James Bond was the one when I was 14 years old. Opinion number 2: pubs are too loud these days! Opinion number 3: my skin colour is the best one. Opinion number 4: I should get to kill dogs
February 11, 2026 at 11:07 PM
hence the scare quotes around “real”
February 11, 2026 at 10:54 PM
the new stuff is actually great.
February 11, 2026 at 10:21 PM
hey the 1.609km high club is just as prestigious.
February 11, 2026 at 9:40 PM