Ed Tubb
@edtubb.bsky.social
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Editor and contributor at the Toronto Star, with a focus on crime, justice and occasional greyhound content. Journalism is a discipline of verification. he/him | etubb at thestar dot ca
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edtubb.bsky.social
Bullpen games *are* good, actually.
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This is probably the best time to be in organized crime since before the repeal of prohibition in 1933. I mean if you wanted to commit high level non-immigrant related crime, now is the time to go hog wild.
edtubb.bsky.social
Bullpen games are good, actually?
edtubb.bsky.social
Honestly, you watch this crap for any period of time and you can kinda see why the crazy is so prevalent.
edtubb.bsky.social
I honestly wasn't paying close attention until the pitchman kept trying to get me to use a QR code and I looked up.
edtubb.bsky.social
And then every other ad is pegged to a celebrity.

Celebrity insurance.

Celebrity telecom.

Celebrity AI.

I know, I know, different cultures and all. But the impression of it is so very off-putting.
edtubb.bsky.social
I'm watching on a janky stream (because that's all I have) and, I tell ya, every time I get a glimpse of U.S. TV ads, the impression I get is worse.

We've had an ICE recruiting ad.

There was one for survival kits. (Get two months free!)

A drug ad for a methadone alternative.

And on and on.
edtubb.bsky.social
Reddit comes to the rescue!
edtubb.bsky.social
We could pretend to be from Winnipeg, and he could bring a Weakerthans album.

Not sure kindergarten is the place to start a family lie, tho.
edtubb.bsky.social
Do we use wapiti in Canadian French? (I genuinely don't know. I thought that was a euro word.)
edtubb.bsky.social
C'est talkie-walkie en français, non?
edtubb.bsky.social
Oh great, here's a French-language website with a list of Fruits and vegetables starting with W.

"Vous recherchez les fruits et légumes commençant par la lettre W? Nous avons listé les différents fruits et légumes commençant par W ci-dessous!"

Let's see what it says!
edtubb.bsky.social
They are all English loanwords!
edtubb.bsky.social
Yes, but you see, the first kid is definitely bringing un wagon.
edtubb.bsky.social
I mean, Larry Walker played for the Expos.
edtubb.bsky.social
Like, I'm pretty sure we can't bring wasabi, whisky, WiFi, un walkman or le weekend, and after that I'm out of ideas.
edtubb.bsky.social
A question for French school Bluesky: The nearly-4-year-old has to bring items beginning with the letter "W" to show-and-tell in a few weeks.

He also goes after another "W" kid.

How screwed are we?
edtubb.bsky.social
To be fair, it is difficult to play baseball.
edtubb.bsky.social
They're not very good when you make them play baseball.
edtubb.bsky.social
You win by making the Yankees play baseball.
edtubb.bsky.social
Like prime Barry Bonds.
edtubb.bsky.social
I get ganged up on so hard.
edtubb.bsky.social
The three-year-old, just now, to me: “Daddy, is it my responsibility to close the door you left open?”