Thoroughly Educated Duck
@educated-duck.bsky.social
Satirical, opinionated waterfowl. Proud Avian-American! I had 253 gazillion followers on Twitter before coming over here (or maybe not). Plz don’t feed me any bread.🐥🤬✊🏽🖕🖖🔬☮️🌈🇺🇦🚫🍞
Breaking: Plan for healthcare released
November 9, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Breaking: Plan for healthcare released
Nick Fury approves, apparently
November 7, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Nick Fury approves, apparently
Jesus cries every time you lie, Mikey
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Jesus cries every time you lie, Mikey
I thought they already had a logo
October 27, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I thought they already had a logo
That book they’ve never read even says it. The one they use to whack people in the head with
October 24, 2025 at 6:34 PM
That book they’ve never read even says it. The one they use to whack people in the head with
Appropriate response
October 24, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Appropriate response
You and only hide for so long, Mikey
October 21, 2025 at 6:20 PM
You and only hide for so long, Mikey
Spoiler: he’s kind of a fuck up with the whole faith thing
October 21, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Spoiler: he’s kind of a fuck up with the whole faith thing
Wonder if David Gerrold (writer of TAS episode Bem) had this issue? 🤔
October 17, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Wonder if David Gerrold (writer of TAS episode Bem) had this issue? 🤔
At one party all the minorities and people with disabilities are pushed off to the side, at the other party Bluto invites you in and says “grab a 🍺 don’t cost nothing”
October 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
At one party all the minorities and people with disabilities are pushed off to the side, at the other party Bluto invites you in and says “grab a 🍺 don’t cost nothing”
Back in the day even Archie knew it
October 15, 2025 at 10:32 AM
Back in the day even Archie knew it
It’s about time
October 14, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It’s about time
Yeah and he can’t spell either!
October 14, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Yeah and he can’t spell either!
Was Drew playing the accordion 🪗?
October 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Was Drew playing the accordion 🪗?
He’s like that little shit who followed around the school bully
October 13, 2025 at 10:44 PM
He’s like that little shit who followed around the school bully
Same thing happens to journalists apparently
October 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Same thing happens to journalists apparently
There is only one appropriate response here
October 11, 2025 at 9:42 PM
There is only one appropriate response here
Biblically speaking she is full of shit
October 11, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Biblically speaking she is full of shit
Biblically speaking she is full of shit
October 11, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Biblically speaking she is full of shit
Quote from a local man, Mr Will Hunting
October 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Quote from a local man, Mr Will Hunting
Worked for the original Star Trek gang. And Frodo and Sam dressed as Orcs
October 11, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Worked for the original Star Trek gang. And Frodo and Sam dressed as Orcs