Thoroughly Educated Duck
@educated-duck.bsky.social
Satirical, opinionated waterfowl. Proud Avian-American! I had 253 gazillion followers on Twitter before coming over here (or maybe not). Plz don’t feed me any bread.🐥🤬✊🏽🖕🖖🔬☮️🌈🇺🇦🚫🍞
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🐥=🦖ducks once ruled the earth, you know
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Phang: These firings were illegal in the first fucking place.
It’s like the Republicans are supposed to think that they’ve now done something right by not doing what is illegal in the first place.
It’s like the Republicans are supposed to think that they’ve now done something right by not doing what is illegal in the first place.
November 10, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Phang: These firings were illegal in the first fucking place.
It’s like the Republicans are supposed to think that they’ve now done something right by not doing what is illegal in the first place.
It’s like the Republicans are supposed to think that they’ve now done something right by not doing what is illegal in the first place.
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The Trump administration told states that they must “immediately undo” any actions to provide full food stamp benefits to low-income families, in a move that added to the chaos surrounding the nation’s largest anti-hunger program during the government shutdown. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/b...
November 9, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The Trump administration told states that they must “immediately undo” any actions to provide full food stamp benefits to low-income families, in a move that added to the chaos surrounding the nation’s largest anti-hunger program during the government shutdown. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/09/b...
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ICE violently arrested a protester and pointed assault rifles at unarmed community members filming today in Little Village, Chicago.
November 9, 2025 at 12:58 AM
ICE violently arrested a protester and pointed assault rifles at unarmed community members filming today in Little Village, Chicago.
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“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
Feds Tell Faith Leaders 'No More Prayer' Outside Broadview Facility
In a possible violation of the First Amendment, federal officials instructed demonstrators to stop holding religious gatherings outside the immigration processing facility in suburban Broadview after ...
blockclubchicago.org
November 8, 2025 at 12:04 PM
“Federal authorities told demonstrators Friday that there would be ‘no more prayer’ in front of or inside the Broadview ICE facility, in a move that mystified local leaders and raised legal questions.” blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/07/f...
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Short-term legal win, long-term political loss.
November 8, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Short-term legal win, long-term political loss.
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Tuberville: “We just saw what happened in NY. We lost NY. It will be completely Muslim in 3-4 years. That’s what they want. And it’s going to spread throughout the country.”
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Tuberville: “We just saw what happened in NY. We lost NY. It will be completely Muslim in 3-4 years. That’s what they want. And it’s going to spread throughout the country.”
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Also tuberville: “In the 2008 season, when auburn had a 5–7 record, every player on the opposing teams was completely Muslim. And all the opposing fans. And all the students at those universities- all 100% completely Muslim.”
November 8, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Also tuberville: “In the 2008 season, when auburn had a 5–7 record, every player on the opposing teams was completely Muslim. And all the opposing fans. And all the students at those universities- all 100% completely Muslim.”
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Trump’s DOJ has asked the Supreme Court to issue an order that will let them withhold payment of full SNAP benefits for November
They’re prepared to starve 42 million people-16 million kids-so they can pressure Democrats to do what Trump wants
It’s monstrous
And nobody in the GOP will stop him
They’re prepared to starve 42 million people-16 million kids-so they can pressure Democrats to do what Trump wants
It’s monstrous
And nobody in the GOP will stop him
November 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Trump’s DOJ has asked the Supreme Court to issue an order that will let them withhold payment of full SNAP benefits for November
They’re prepared to starve 42 million people-16 million kids-so they can pressure Democrats to do what Trump wants
It’s monstrous
And nobody in the GOP will stop him
They’re prepared to starve 42 million people-16 million kids-so they can pressure Democrats to do what Trump wants
It’s monstrous
And nobody in the GOP will stop him
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One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
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Hillary was right. Deplorable.
November 5, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Hillary was right. Deplorable.
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"Pope Leo said Scripture emphasizes the question that will be posed at the end of the world:
'How did you receive the foreigner, did you receive him and welcome him, or not? I think there is a deep reflection that needs to be made about what is happening'..."
chicago.suntimes.com/pope-leo-xiv...
'How did you receive the foreigner, did you receive him and welcome him, or not? I think there is a deep reflection that needs to be made about what is happening'..."
chicago.suntimes.com/pope-leo-xiv...
Pope Leo calls for ‘deep reflection’ about treatment of detained migrants in U.S.
“Many people who have lived for years and years and years, never causing problems, have been deeply affected by what is going on right now,” Chicago-born pope says.
chicago.suntimes.com
November 6, 2025 at 5:02 AM
"Pope Leo said Scripture emphasizes the question that will be posed at the end of the world:
'How did you receive the foreigner, did you receive him and welcome him, or not? I think there is a deep reflection that needs to be made about what is happening'..."
chicago.suntimes.com/pope-leo-xiv...
'How did you receive the foreigner, did you receive him and welcome him, or not? I think there is a deep reflection that needs to be made about what is happening'..."
chicago.suntimes.com/pope-leo-xiv...
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This is what a New Era looks like.
November 5, 2025 at 11:57 PM
This is what a New Era looks like.
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Mayor-elect Mamdani announces co-chairs of his transition team:
Maria Torres-Springer, Lina Khan, Grace Bonilla and Melanie Hartzog
All women.
Maria Torres-Springer, Lina Khan, Grace Bonilla and Melanie Hartzog
All women.
November 5, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Mayor-elect Mamdani announces co-chairs of his transition team:
Maria Torres-Springer, Lina Khan, Grace Bonilla and Melanie Hartzog
All women.
Maria Torres-Springer, Lina Khan, Grace Bonilla and Melanie Hartzog
All women.
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ICE goons kidnapped daycare worker from Rayito de Sol
Nov 5 /25 Chicago
WGN video
Nov 5 /25 Chicago
WGN video
November 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
ICE goons kidnapped daycare worker from Rayito de Sol
Nov 5 /25 Chicago
WGN video
Nov 5 /25 Chicago
WGN video
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O’Donnell: “Have some of these raids gone too far?”
Trump: “I think they haven’t gone far enough.”
He’s claiming “many” of them are murderers and rapists when the facts don’t bear that out. They’re deporting workers, tackling young mothers, and tear gassing neighborhoods.
He wants a police state.
Trump: “I think they haven’t gone far enough.”
He’s claiming “many” of them are murderers and rapists when the facts don’t bear that out. They’re deporting workers, tackling young mothers, and tear gassing neighborhoods.
He wants a police state.
November 3, 2025 at 12:56 AM
O’Donnell: “Have some of these raids gone too far?”
Trump: “I think they haven’t gone far enough.”
He’s claiming “many” of them are murderers and rapists when the facts don’t bear that out. They’re deporting workers, tackling young mothers, and tear gassing neighborhoods.
He wants a police state.
Trump: “I think they haven’t gone far enough.”
He’s claiming “many” of them are murderers and rapists when the facts don’t bear that out. They’re deporting workers, tackling young mothers, and tear gassing neighborhoods.
He wants a police state.
Pajama clad??!! Those are sweat pants!
it's utterly wild how the Heritage Foundation president talks about other people
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
if you found a guy talking like this outside, you'd probably call the cops
November 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Pajama clad??!! Those are sweat pants!
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Couldn’t love this more.
November 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Couldn’t love this more.
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This man was violently detained by ICE on his way home from work. He kept shouting that he wasn’t a criminal and that he only wanted to be with his family.
November 1, 2025 at 3:14 PM
This man was violently detained by ICE on his way home from work. He kept shouting that he wasn’t a criminal and that he only wanted to be with his family.
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I’M A US CITIZEN!
ICE AGENTS TACKLE TEENAGER OUTSIDE WALGREENS
This has my blood boiling with anger.
ICE AGENTS TACKLE TEENAGER OUTSIDE WALGREENS
This has my blood boiling with anger.
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
I’M A US CITIZEN!
ICE AGENTS TACKLE TEENAGER OUTSIDE WALGREENS
This has my blood boiling with anger.
ICE AGENTS TACKLE TEENAGER OUTSIDE WALGREENS
This has my blood boiling with anger.
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ICE’s undercover officers in plainclothes abducted Sindi Moreno while she was leaving to drop her daughter off at elementary school in Houston. The agent in civilian clothing assaulted and attempted to kidnap Sindi as she and her child desperately fought him off.
November 1, 2025 at 1:42 AM
ICE’s undercover officers in plainclothes abducted Sindi Moreno while she was leaving to drop her daughter off at elementary school in Houston. The agent in civilian clothing assaulted and attempted to kidnap Sindi as she and her child desperately fought him off.
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Utah. Mother of 4. Here since 2007.
November 1, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Utah. Mother of 4. Here since 2007.
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ICE followed the mother into a school and aggressively detained her along with her children.
This is so heartbreaking 💔
This is so heartbreaking 💔
October 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
ICE followed the mother into a school and aggressively detained her along with her children.
This is so heartbreaking 💔
This is so heartbreaking 💔
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What a sick world.
October 24, 2025 at 1:47 PM
What a sick world.
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It’s more than just bad priorities. It’s about lack of basic decency.
October 25, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It’s more than just bad priorities. It’s about lack of basic decency.