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Former sailor, naval fire control/weapon nerd, Sydney Swans tragic, twins dad.
Hey Google generate me an image of a ship designed by a feckless, small dicked and moronic paedophile.
December 23, 2025 at 12:30 PM
The guy is a fucking dunce.

#USSPaedo
December 22, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Even as a hardened Australian Republican... This absolutely breaks the heart.
December 20, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I've been waiting a loooong time to see this uncovered. Didn't let me down. What an amazing piece of technology.
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Not sure why this is worth so many words.

There are plenty of YouTube creators who focus on Australian public transport, it's great, because they deep dive things legacy media just wouldn't do.

ABC sounds butt hurt here, massive beat up. #ABCNews #AusPol #AusPT

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-11...
Instagram influencers used to promote Metro Tunnel
Documents obtained by the ABC reveal the Victorian government has targeted dozens of social media influencers to promote the Metro Tunnel rail project.
www.abc.net.au
November 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
@danryckert.com scientists just reverse MacGrubered a 3000yo pharoah.
November 23, 2025 at 11:49 AM
The fucking police have a team that processes these forms... How does "Abolish the Jewish Lobby" not get raised up the chain. Who is this Local area commander, and why do they still have a job?

But, if you protest a genocide... It's the end of the world. Do better #NSWPF
November 10, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Busiest time of the year for chiropractors.

#Jacaranda
October 29, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Reposted by Ed
One for the “who could have seen this coming “ crowd
September 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
It takes a single follow up question for the conversation to turn from "we need to slow immigration until we have the infrastructure to support them" to "I don't want my grandkids to be under sharia law"

Ignorance will always find simple brains to rest in.
September 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
We Australians always sell ourselves short. We have been global leaders, frequently punching above our weight; universal suffrage, Unions, research, wars.

Now it's the handling of refugees.

Unfortunately the world noticed what we did, and authoritarian regimes are now copying it.

Sorry everyone.
If you want to know what a ReFuck Government would be like? Watch this clip and bloody do something about it 🙏

The USA is fucked, do you want the same for the UK? 🤔
Russell T Davies called immigrant concentration camps ‘Erstwhile Sites’ in his spookily prophetic TV drama series ‘Years and Years’ - showing the UK descent into authoritarianism, led by a self-serving privileged elite and enabled by the media love of extremist right-wing politicians!
August 28, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Wow, who'd have thought trying to shove a bunch of people with high degree of needs out in the fringes of cities that are notoriously known for being services deserts, wouldn't be so tempting to people with disabilities.

www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...
These homes were meant to transform lives. They've wasted millions of dollars instead
It is a federal housing scheme designed to transform the lives of the profoundly disabled. But a Four Corners investigation has found more than 1,000 of these purpose-built homes are sitting empty.
www.abc.net.au
August 24, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I can see the fossil fuel disposal plan at mine application:

Environment Minister: Disposal strategy on pages 427 through... Huh... 427. It just says TBD.

Oil Exec: yeah... We'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

EM: Sure fuck it, I won't be around then.

reneweconomy.com.au/strange-bedf...
Strange bedfellows: Offshore fossil fuels lay foundations of decommissioning industry for wind
Offshore oil and gas offers a lesson in how not to plan for decommissioning, but it also points to things renewables owners can try.
reneweconomy.com.au
August 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The Australian government, via the DFAT Smart Traveller website, needs to have a travel warning on the United states. If this was Thailand, Columbia, South Africa conducting business in this manner they absolutely would.

www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

#DFAT #AusPol
New Zealand woman and six-year-old son detained for three weeks by Ice in US enduring ‘terrifying’ ordeal
Sarah Shaw, who has a US visa and lives in Washington state, was detained after attempting to re-enter US from Canada
www.theguardian.com
August 13, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Yes. Yes and FUCK YES!

But raising spending on housing doesn't change the fact there aren't enough workers to build it.
August 8, 2025 at 5:45 AM
What dumbarse universe are they in? Zero productivity benefit will be derived, it will only result in theft. If a tech-bro is asking for world first, it means they just want to exploit some shit for their own gain.
August 6, 2025 at 8:38 AM
I just cannot wait for this game. GoT is top 3 all time, I played it through twice, first time with the Japanese VO and Kurosawa filter. Just an exceptionally well crafted game.

#GhostOfYōtei
July 21, 2025 at 8:07 AM
This wasn't confusing much
July 9, 2025 at 11:45 AM
After multiple abominations with delivery and sustainment of foreign built ships (yes I'm talking about you Navantia) I'd would just be super efrshing to have something delivered smoothly, like the ANZACs were.

I can dream.
July 4, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Reposted by Ed
brilliant
June 22, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Reposted by Ed
He was selling sneakers months ago.
he was hosting celebrity apprentice ten years ago
Trump threatens more strikes on Iran
June 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
#Hegseth

We've ALL had a shit boss, but then there's Hegseth.

Try to comprehend the insanity of that work environment.
June 9, 2025 at 10:10 PM
NSW police admitting they chose which laws they enforce. It would take 5 minutes to find a tobacco shop selling illegal vapes and cigarettes... They are literally ALL doing it and it's feeding organised crime.
June 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Hey Europe.

If the Russian ghost fleet is passing through your waters do something about it.

Take Australia's lead; Track, board, destroy.

#ShadowFleet
May 16, 2025 at 10:43 AM