Valerie
@eekamouse.bsky.social
Professional spitting contest referee and reef fish respecter. 𓆝𓆟𓆜𓆞
Where the cheap bastards probably make you supply your own roach with its feet stuck in the paint. (Taken at an actual Airbnb.)
December 8, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Where the cheap bastards probably make you supply your own roach with its feet stuck in the paint. (Taken at an actual Airbnb.)
I wish this extinct volcano would stop sending me fundraising texts.
December 8, 2025 at 8:17 PM
I wish this extinct volcano would stop sending me fundraising texts.
I could power the entire city of Chicago and all of Cook County.
December 7, 2025 at 2:53 PM
I could power the entire city of Chicago and all of Cook County.
She does her thing every year
December 6, 2025 at 5:35 PM
She does her thing every year
Where are the hordes clamoring for return of this clunker?
December 4, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Where are the hordes clamoring for return of this clunker?
Watching that possum struggle into that porch chair made me laugh so loud that the dog I’m sitting for got worried 🤣🤣🤣
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Watching that possum struggle into that porch chair made me laugh so loud that the dog I’m sitting for got worried 🤣🤣🤣
My tortimese likes to play milk-cap hockey with the sliding door.
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
My tortimese likes to play milk-cap hockey with the sliding door.
We’re getting snow again, like we didn’t already get 8 inches over the weekend. 🤠
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
We’re getting snow again, like we didn’t already get 8 inches over the weekend. 🤠
My SIL asked me why I didn’t make this beauty, affixed to the side of my fridge mostly for its shock value.
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 PM
My SIL asked me why I didn’t make this beauty, affixed to the side of my fridge mostly for its shock value.
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 28, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
A full-size pumpkin pie and a small deep-dish blueberry pie for my son who doesn’t like pumpkin.
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 AM
A full-size pumpkin pie and a small deep-dish blueberry pie for my son who doesn’t like pumpkin.
My son doesn’t care for pumpkin pie but I didn’t feel like making a whole ‘nother pie. So instead, he got his own personal deep-dish blueberry.
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 PM
My son doesn’t care for pumpkin pie but I didn’t feel like making a whole ‘nother pie. So instead, he got his own personal deep-dish blueberry.
This is my first exposure to that song and I could not stop laughing! Slamming the turkey on the floor at the end was chef’s kiss! But remember that if it all gets to be too much the following is always an option:
November 27, 2025 at 7:39 PM
This is my first exposure to that song and I could not stop laughing! Slamming the turkey on the floor at the end was chef’s kiss! But remember that if it all gets to be too much the following is always an option:
This metastasizing ad campaign is so creepy.
November 26, 2025 at 10:40 PM
This metastasizing ad campaign is so creepy.
The dude in front of me has been coughing the entire ride. He declined the cough drop someone offered him. 😐
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 PM
The dude in front of me has been coughing the entire ride. He declined the cough drop someone offered him. 😐
I was so lucky to have had him. He left me better than when he found me. >^..^<
November 25, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I was so lucky to have had him. He left me better than when he found me. >^..^<
Have you seen this shit? They’re all over public transit in Chicago and, apparently, other cities as well. My daughter is threatening to carry a sharpie so she can give them some love. 😈
November 25, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Have you seen this shit? They’re all over public transit in Chicago and, apparently, other cities as well. My daughter is threatening to carry a sharpie so she can give them some love. 😈
Without a doubt. I watched this one hop on the table to eat someone’s leftovers and pause every now and then to daintily wipe his beak on the back of the chair.
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Without a doubt. I watched this one hop on the table to eat someone’s leftovers and pause every now and then to daintily wipe his beak on the back of the chair.
Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
November 23, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Without downloading new pics what is it like dating you?
Please enjoy the sound of my little tortimese’s two-tone purr. She has an upper register and a lower one. >^..^<
November 21, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Please enjoy the sound of my little tortimese’s two-tone purr. She has an upper register and a lower one. >^..^<
My daughter found these fawn print hijabs and I think they are soooo beautiful!
November 21, 2025 at 5:17 AM
My daughter found these fawn print hijabs and I think they are soooo beautiful!
Here’s a racist troll just begging for the nuclear block.
November 20, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Here’s a racist troll just begging for the nuclear block.