Valerie
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Valerie
@eekamouse.bsky.social
Professional spitting contest referee and reef fish respecter. 𓆝𓆟𓆜𓆞
Just what I came here to say.
December 12, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Yes, that is exactly the photo I was thinking of. That child was still in diapers.
December 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
So are you. And it was a very modest list, considering!
December 12, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Thank you for sharing this. I just sent some items, most of which are supposed to arrive Monday (which is frustrating because I want her to get them *now*).
December 12, 2025 at 1:13 AM
That’s amazing!
December 11, 2025 at 11:43 PM
With history as our guide, of course!
Just saw the funniest post.

[Mike Pence voice]: “Tell Trump is was me. Me and Mother.” 😂
December 11, 2025 at 10:24 PM
They can see which way the wind is blowing. He’s weak and a lame duck. Which is not to downplay all the harm he can still do but them finding their spines on this is significant.
December 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
They actually stood up to the mafia-like tactics! Good for them.
December 11, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I thought hitting the “raise footrest” button would accomplish that.
December 11, 2025 at 6:24 PM
And they are straight up lying. We’ve photographs of them having zip-tied children.
December 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I mean, yeah, sex is great but have you ever told Noem to her face that she can’t use your loo and will have to hold it till she gets home? 😈 Priceless!!
December 11, 2025 at 2:11 PM
How’d you get ahold of an actual image of me? 😅
December 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I hope that little freak doesn’t give him indigestion! 😁
December 10, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Sending hugs 🫂
a polar bear is laying on top of a shark in the ocean
ALT: a polar bear is laying on top of a shark in the ocean
media.tenor.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Funny because true!!!!
December 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
🫩
December 10, 2025 at 2:57 PM
It would only trap the ones too stupid to navigate the visa process.
December 10, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Well but some shots take a few weeks to become effective.
December 10, 2025 at 1:42 PM
How often should we get pneumonia shots? I asked for and got one in early Feb. 2020 right before all hell broke loose.
December 10, 2025 at 4:47 AM
What an awful development! They’d better get you relief soon.
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I think the rest of the world should start requiring visas for Americans, conditioned on proof of vaccinations.
December 10, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This is awful!
December 10, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I went looking for him and found I had already blocked him using a list called “pali-melons”
December 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
It is! We still have at least one sundown town in Illinois.
December 10, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I remember the “piano guy” was in an ad urging people not to vote for Trump back in 2016. I’m so naive I assumed no one would vote for a monster who seemed to enjoy bankrupting small businesses and welching on his debts.
December 10, 2025 at 12:53 AM