Lindsay
eelseelseels.bsky.social
Lindsay
@eelseelseels.bsky.social
minneapolis elite
for years I’ve been trying to remember the name of the movie where the villain says to the protag something like “don’t do x…you’ll be responsible for y…” and the protag just says “I’ll deal with it”…how right she was…you kind of just have to deal with it
April 8, 2025 at 7:58 PM
The incredible psychic weight of the waiting room of a psychiatrist’s office
March 27, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It’s just me and the Rain World OST against the world
March 21, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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ProPublica looked into science grants that Ted Cruz's team flagged as "radical" and "neo-Marxist" and, uh.

This would be good comedy if it didn't matter so much www.propublica.org/article/ted-...
March 3, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Where can I go to find cool rocks in Minneapolis St. Paul? Please reskeet
February 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Scoop: Acting NIH director tells employees to ignore Musk-directed OPM "justify your existence" email.
open.substack.com/pub/insideme...
Scoop: Acting NIH director tells employees to ignore Musk-directed OPM "justify your existence" email.
Saturday's OPM email followed a tweet by Elon Must, which led to confusion and indignation across the federal government. Sunday, the acting NIH Director walked it back.
open.substack.com
February 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
So endearing when my friends are out of town and their partners invite me to hang out…I’m everyone’s friend, I’m always down, my company is a net positive
February 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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February 9, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Thank you for following my bluesky account, where I intend to post such heaters as: Advil is a miracle drug
February 8, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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February 7, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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CIA agent goes to doctor. Says he's depressed.

Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great unstable government is in town tonight. Go and coup it. That should pick you up."

CIA agent bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...America is that unstable government.”
one thing about the CIA is that unlike the military, they have not had it drilled into their heads for centuries that you do not get involved in domestic politics
"it's time we purged the woke CIA" is one of those things that your brain just sort of sputters and stalls out when thinking about it. it's so incomprehensibly fucking stupid in literally every direction you can think about it.
February 5, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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Federal health workers are expressing fear and alarm after a website called “DEI Watch List” published the photos, names and public information of a number of workers across health agencies, describing them as “targets.”
Federal health workers terrified after ‘DEI’ website publishes list of ‘targets’
The site calls out workers who have been involved with DEI initiatives. A majority are Black.
www.nbcnews.com
February 5, 2025 at 1:41 AM
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Trump just said he’s calling for the full forcible transfer of all 1.8 million Gazans out of the strip and says “The US will take over the Gaza Strip”
February 4, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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in shop right now ❤️‍🔥🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
January 31, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Workers in DC are fighting to block Musk's minions.

"About 100 Federal employees and supporters...blocked the doors to...‘data miners’....The small group of young men eventually left without entering after the protesters would not let them near the front doors." dcmediagroup.us/2025/02/02/f...
Federal Workers Block Doors of Admin Building Over Elon Musk Data Breach - DCMediaGroup
Nearly 100 Federal employees took part in a protest now into its second day of a takeover by Elon Musk surrogates of the high administration arm of the Federal government. Photo: DCMediaGroup Washingt...
dcmediagroup.us
February 3, 2025 at 8:27 AM
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On top of all of this truly horrifying and terrifying shit we also have to suffer the indignity of saying "DOGE" every time we find out about which 22-year-old that wears a bowtie is currently deleting people from social security based on how "based their vibe is"
February 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Prime Minister Trudeau, Chairman Xi, President Sheinbaum, President Petro, Prime Minister Frederiksen: Minnesota is languishing under the oppression of this regime. Please form a coalition and liberate us from this tyranny. Please, my people yearn for freedom!
February 2, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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is it good or bad that a billionaire oligarch with close ties to foreign dictators is currently downloading the most sensitive information the us federal government has about its citizens to his own private servers?
February 2, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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Fucking the hat man for hats
August 21, 2023 at 7:01 PM