Effie Seiberg
@effies.bsky.social
SFF/middle-grade fiction/satire writer. Strategy/marketing consultant. Bagel the Dog's emotional support human. Dadjoke teller. Sentence-fragment lover. Disabled with #MECFS She/her effieseiberg.com/stories (or @[email protected] on Mastodon)
that's incredible!!! you're so prolific!
February 6, 2026 at 11:46 PM
that's incredible!!! you're so prolific!
oof, that sucks. Not your fault tho.
February 6, 2026 at 11:30 PM
oof, that sucks. Not your fault tho.
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the experience of having a dance spectacle narrated by the sports team always makes me want an option to go to a ballet where you have, like, John McEnroe in an ear saying “I’m being told that this is Drossel… Drosselmeyer? ominous cape there! watch how he jumps on the clock! no capes in my day”
February 6, 2026 at 7:37 PM
the experience of having a dance spectacle narrated by the sports team always makes me want an option to go to a ballet where you have, like, John McEnroe in an ear saying “I’m being told that this is Drossel… Drosselmeyer? ominous cape there! watch how he jumps on the clock! no capes in my day”
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Which reminds me of a thought I often have: life is finite. You have to make choices. Maybe taking the time required to become a skilled artist isn't something you can do right now without giving something else up, and you don't want to give it up.
Okay.
Okay.
February 6, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Which reminds me of a thought I often have: life is finite. You have to make choices. Maybe taking the time required to become a skilled artist isn't something you can do right now without giving something else up, and you don't want to give it up.
Okay.
Okay.