EffingController
effingcontroller.bsky.social
EffingController
@effingcontroller.bsky.social
Cool guy on the web!
All i've ever wanted in my life is to be forced to mute replies to one of my posts. Let's go. Fill my replies up with donkey shit.
August 12, 2025 at 9:34 PM
this is actually first place.
July 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
pete hegseth was on my discord server discussing war plans. he is receiving a seven day temporary ban.
April 21, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I'm doing so bad on here. We're having a digital Renaissance and I'm not liking enough posts. I need to do the work.
November 23, 2024 at 4:44 PM
many people are calling me "the genious of ramen"
May 9, 2024 at 12:33 AM
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March 12, 2024 at 2:41 AM
10 games to get to know me:

Uncharted Waters: New Horizons
Escape Velocity
Myth: The Fallen Lords
Counter-Strike 1.x
Gran Turismo
Final Fantasy III/VI
Tecmo Super Bowl
WWF Smackdown 2: Know Your Role
DragonRealms
Silent Hunter III
10 games to get to know me:

Chrono Trigger
Zelda: Ocarina Of Time
Goldeneye
Perfect Dark
FIFA 10/12
NCAA Football
Gauntlet Legends (N64)
Forsaken 64
Robotrek
Vigilante 8 (N64)
10 games to get to know me:

Elder Scrolls: Morrowind
Persona 5
Rocky and Bullwinkle and Friends (the pinball machine)
NCAA Football 2003
Cliff Hanger (Commodore 64)
Casino Kid 2
Mass Effect 2
Gauntlet: Dark Legacy
Final Fantasy III/VI
Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
March 11, 2024 at 11:52 PM
November 2, 2023 at 3:11 AM
Gonna dirty this place up with some boorish self-promotion: come watch me play old games on a retro Macintosh computer that I restored! We're playing VIKINGS: THE STRATEGY OF ULTIMATE CONQUEST. Does the hype match the title? No! But we're playing it anyway at www.twitch.tv/effingcontro... RIGHT NOW
September 9, 2023 at 10:32 PM
any gathering of three or more women is a coven and any gathering of three or more men is a lan party
August 7, 2023 at 9:13 PM
Without downloading any new pics, where are you mentally
July 29, 2023 at 5:35 PM
borat, you so crazy!
July 23, 2023 at 9:42 PM
it's impossible to use threads. when you log in all you hear is a jet engine roar, the sound of thousands of jokes going over everyone's heads, and everyone screaming "I DON'T GET IT"
July 13, 2023 at 4:38 AM
goob morning
July 9, 2023 at 3:29 PM
I sprained my knee a few days ago and what hurts the most is the realization that not exercising feels amazing. I could have been doing nothing this whole time. Hours lifting weights and riding my bike, all a huge waste of time.
July 5, 2023 at 6:06 PM
posts are actually called cumshots now
July 3, 2023 at 6:44 PM
Reposted by EffingController
Richard and I are happy to be here.
July 3, 2023 at 6:19 PM
fart in cpap machine compilation
July 3, 2023 at 2:22 AM