Helena Handbasket
@efftheineffable.bsky.social
Vampire, elephant breeder, dolphin shaver, orgy organiser, ghost lobbyist, genocide expert...
A farmer and his horse and his bicycle
November 9, 2024 at 10:49 AM
A farmer and his horse and his bicycle
I did a art.
November 2, 2024 at 9:24 AM
I did a art.
I told my daughter that I saw a monkey today and she insisted that I take some monkey medicine because monkeys are dirty and I might develop brain worms. I assured her that I had not made contact with the monkey but she was still very concerned.
October 25, 2024 at 11:37 PM
I told my daughter that I saw a monkey today and she insisted that I take some monkey medicine because monkeys are dirty and I might develop brain worms. I assured her that I had not made contact with the monkey but she was still very concerned.
Wake up, children. It's almost time.
October 24, 2024 at 11:14 AM
Wake up, children. It's almost time.
A Fozzy Bear in his natural environment
October 24, 2024 at 11:11 AM
A Fozzy Bear in his natural environment
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
October 24, 2024 at 3:04 AM
It's the most wonderful time of the year!
Oscar Best Damn Bar, Phnom Penh, Cambodia
August 19, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Oscar Best Damn Bar, Phnom Penh, Cambodia
Found these in a field in Cambodia. Are they mushrooms?
August 16, 2024 at 3:20 PM
Found these in a field in Cambodia. Are they mushrooms?
This is beauty. Happiness is a burning Merkava tank.
August 16, 2024 at 2:21 PM
This is beauty. Happiness is a burning Merkava tank.
This is the Vice President's house. I think it's prettier than the White House. I would rather live here.
August 3, 2024 at 8:01 AM
This is the Vice President's house. I think it's prettier than the White House. I would rather live here.
The Yemeni Armed Forces have claimed the drone attack on US-backed Kahanists in Tel Aviv, Herzlstan. (see, Reuters? I can write headlines, too)
July 19, 2024 at 9:09 AM
The Yemeni Armed Forces have claimed the drone attack on US-backed Kahanists in Tel Aviv, Herzlstan. (see, Reuters? I can write headlines, too)
Jacques Monneraud
July 18, 2024 at 5:26 PM
Jacques Monneraud