Helena Handbasket
efftheineffable.bsky.social
Helena Handbasket
@efftheineffable.bsky.social
Vampire, elephant breeder, dolphin shaver, orgy organiser, ghost lobbyist, genocide expert...
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I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place
January 20, 2026 at 1:57 AM
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Yeah, but not you, though, right? Or me. Just to be clear, we are saying that he's doing the right thing and he's doing it better than we are. And more of it. But we disagree with him on some things so we should sit around posting about how annoying it is that he's acting while we post? Ok, cool.
January 18, 2026 at 4:48 AM
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Looking forward to being a part of this panel on Wednesday evening! Feel free to DM if you're interested in attending and I can share a registration link. There's also more info here: www.expandingourconversation.org
August 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
We should all be reading something worthwhile right now.
January 17, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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every time someone talks about how good obama was i think about when he drone strike executed an american citizen child and when the admin was asked to explain themselves they said the kid "should have had a more responsible father
January 17, 2026 at 3:01 AM
Bone Dimple Toilets
bone temple pilots

is this anything
January 17, 2026 at 5:17 AM
When things get scary, don't be scared. Be Angry. Anger is useful. Fear is only useful to the enemy.
January 17, 2026 at 5:00 AM
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The Minneapolis AFL-CIO calling for a general strike is a big deal and we should treat it like a big deal.

Also it's a good idea. LFG

minneapolisunions.org/system/files...
minneapolisunions.org
January 17, 2026 at 12:44 AM
@icegov.bsky.social you can ethnically cleans your shit off my big fat dick you evil cocksucker. Fuck you and your family. Die slow soon
January 17, 2026 at 4:56 AM
"Something has ended here. But something else begins. The dead dig wells in the living." - One Day, Everyone Will Always Have Been Against This
January 17, 2026 at 4:46 AM
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All we have left is this plea…
Our home is destroyed, and the cold and rain haunt us every night.

We urgently need a small tent to shelter us and offer some safety amidst this devastation.

Your support, even a little, could save us from the harshness of the days ahead.⬇️🕊️
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January 16, 2026 at 6:11 AM
The Onion buys Alex Jones's InfoWars in auction with the help of Sandy Hook families: How we got here www.yahoo.com/news/the-oni...
Big day for BS!
The Onion buys Alex Jones's InfoWars in auction with the help of Sandy Hook families: How we got here
The satirical outlet has acquired InfoWars, the website founded by conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, who was ordered to put it up for auction to pay the more than $1 billion he owes to the families of S...
www.yahoo.com
November 14, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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Some writers use subtext, and those writers are cowards. -Garth Marenghi
November 10, 2024 at 1:04 PM
The world looks pretty scary right now, but keep in mind that this is still just the pre-war period.
November 11, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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Watch: Suspected tar balls on Sydney beaches actually poop-filled 'fatbergs' www.yahoo.com/news/watch-s...
Poop-filled fatbergs "contain cooking oil, soap scum, industrial chemicals, drug residue, hair and human feces."
Watch: Suspected tar balls on Sydney beaches actually poop-filled 'fatbergs'
Mysterious black balls that washed up on Sydney, Australia, beaches were initially suspected to be tar balls but turned out to be miniature "fatbergs" containing human feces.
www.yahoo.com
November 10, 2024 at 1:20 PM
Alleged German left-wing extremist leader remanded in custody www.yahoo.com/news/alleged...
This is my guy. Locked up for bashing the fash. Free Johann G!
Alleged German left-wing extremist leader remanded in custody
An alleged leader of a violent left-wing extremist group in Germany has been taken into pre-trial detention following his arrest. The detention order was executed by an investigating judge at the Fede...
www.yahoo.com
November 10, 2024 at 1:12 PM
Some writers use subtext, and those writers are cowards. -Garth Marenghi
November 10, 2024 at 1:04 PM
Slicey Slicey, Oncey Twicey, Claw and Fang'll Kill Dredd Nicely! Meaty Beaty, Chop em' Neatly, Death or Glory no Retretee!

Slicey Dicey, Once or Twicey, human meat, oh so nicey, not too pricey!
November 10, 2024 at 7:28 AM
Once you have a machine that does a thing it becomes impossible to argue that that thing does not need to be done.
November 9, 2024 at 6:04 PM
November 9, 2024 at 12:12 PM