Non-practicing yoga instructor
@egcowles.bsky.social
Come for the hahas
Stay for the ayce revolving artisan charcuterie bar starting at $34.99
Stay for the ayce revolving artisan charcuterie bar starting at $34.99
Everywhere online is just becoming so lame
Social media is broken
I miss scrolling tumblr
I miss brands being weary about what they post. I miss when politicians would resign after saying or doing something nasty.
I miss decency, mutual respect, and being cordial and sweet with people we don’t know.
Social media is broken
I miss scrolling tumblr
I miss brands being weary about what they post. I miss when politicians would resign after saying or doing something nasty.
I miss decency, mutual respect, and being cordial and sweet with people we don’t know.
July 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Everywhere online is just becoming so lame
Social media is broken
I miss scrolling tumblr
I miss brands being weary about what they post. I miss when politicians would resign after saying or doing something nasty.
I miss decency, mutual respect, and being cordial and sweet with people we don’t know.
Social media is broken
I miss scrolling tumblr
I miss brands being weary about what they post. I miss when politicians would resign after saying or doing something nasty.
I miss decency, mutual respect, and being cordial and sweet with people we don’t know.
Recently had to use a laundromat because I had about 6 loads of laundry and a broken washer. WOW! Nevermind the $24 it cost - I was able to get ALL my laundry done in under 2 hours! 6 loads!
Quick and easy! While I love doing small loads throughout the week at home, this was a nice change!
Quick and easy! While I love doing small loads throughout the week at home, this was a nice change!
July 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Recently had to use a laundromat because I had about 6 loads of laundry and a broken washer. WOW! Nevermind the $24 it cost - I was able to get ALL my laundry done in under 2 hours! 6 loads!
Quick and easy! While I love doing small loads throughout the week at home, this was a nice change!
Quick and easy! While I love doing small loads throughout the week at home, this was a nice change!
Someone ripped into an orange 50 feet away. How can I tell? The room was fumigated. Because that’s what oranges do. It’s not just a harmless little fruit when you’re in a room of 120 people. It’s a stink bomb that you subject everyone else to. By all means, leave the peels out for as long as you can
April 17, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Someone ripped into an orange 50 feet away. How can I tell? The room was fumigated. Because that’s what oranges do. It’s not just a harmless little fruit when you’re in a room of 120 people. It’s a stink bomb that you subject everyone else to. By all means, leave the peels out for as long as you can
Hannah Montana’s “This is the life” and Wicked’s “Dancing through life” both sharing a word in the first line of the chorus, also using the same melodic motif is…. Interesting
March 17, 2025 at 9:16 AM
Hannah Montana’s “This is the life” and Wicked’s “Dancing through life” both sharing a word in the first line of the chorus, also using the same melodic motif is…. Interesting
Do you ever think Mike Myers puts on the Michael Myers mask? Would he have Mike & Ike’s for lunch and Oscar Meyer bologna for dinner?
I think there’s a chance
I think there’s a chance
March 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Do you ever think Mike Myers puts on the Michael Myers mask? Would he have Mike & Ike’s for lunch and Oscar Meyer bologna for dinner?
I think there’s a chance
I think there’s a chance
“Don’t use it if you’re allergic to it” is THE funniest pharmaceutical disclosure
March 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
“Don’t use it if you’re allergic to it” is THE funniest pharmaceutical disclosure
You’ve heard of Felonius Gru
Now get ready for Bolognas Stu
Now get ready for Bolognas Stu
February 20, 2025 at 6:44 AM
You’ve heard of Felonius Gru
Now get ready for Bolognas Stu
Now get ready for Bolognas Stu
P!nk, Taylor swift, and Demi Lovato walk into a gun range. P!nk fell off, who was left?
February 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
P!nk, Taylor swift, and Demi Lovato walk into a gun range. P!nk fell off, who was left?
War on drugs is not against “drugs” at all - it’s BETWEEN the Psychedelics/weed crew (who I’ve only known to exude peace), and the upper/tina crew (who are once again throwing ketchup plates around the White House). At the end of the day, the acid kids will win over the meth heads - that I am sure
February 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
War on drugs is not against “drugs” at all - it’s BETWEEN the Psychedelics/weed crew (who I’ve only known to exude peace), and the upper/tina crew (who are once again throwing ketchup plates around the White House). At the end of the day, the acid kids will win over the meth heads - that I am sure
*boston accent* Jonah ‘da arc
February 17, 2025 at 6:28 AM
*boston accent* Jonah ‘da arc
New white lotus intro music SLAPS
February 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
New white lotus intro music SLAPS
I want to see the Brutalist in case it wins Oscars, but today I left home, went to see Anora, came home, and showered… and if I saw the Brutalist at the same time I would STILL be there. Movies should not exceed 3 hours unless it’s groundbreaking/monumental, and even then under 3h is still preferred
February 15, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I want to see the Brutalist in case it wins Oscars, but today I left home, went to see Anora, came home, and showered… and if I saw the Brutalist at the same time I would STILL be there. Movies should not exceed 3 hours unless it’s groundbreaking/monumental, and even then under 3h is still preferred
Cannot stop saying E L G S E S
February 12, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Cannot stop saying E L G S E S
Mama a grim reaper behind u
February 12, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Mama a grim reaper behind u
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The Philadelphia Eagles have won the 2025 #SuperBowl, defeating the Chiefs.
February 10, 2025 at 3:27 AM
The Philadelphia Eagles have won the 2025 #SuperBowl, defeating the Chiefs.
There’s the Eagles
And then there’s the Red team.
I’m not saying that team name lol and actually… 🖕🏼 change it lol
And then there’s the Red team.
I’m not saying that team name lol and actually… 🖕🏼 change it lol
February 10, 2025 at 12:41 AM
There’s the Eagles
And then there’s the Red team.
I’m not saying that team name lol and actually… 🖕🏼 change it lol
And then there’s the Red team.
I’m not saying that team name lol and actually… 🖕🏼 change it lol
Is it wrong to say “send out a crappy player to physically harm the other team’s star quarterback” or is that frowned upon?
February 9, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Is it wrong to say “send out a crappy player to physically harm the other team’s star quarterback” or is that frowned upon?
If I were a whale, I’d be beluga. Cute as shit
February 8, 2025 at 7:36 AM
If I were a whale, I’d be beluga. Cute as shit
What is this singer
So Benson and Boone?
I felt the moment I listened to u
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
My cheeks are blushing
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame(r)
Do it have a name?
Yerrrrrrrr
YEEERRRRRR
Gay bait
Unadaulterated gay bait
In your face
Your voice
Your clothing
So Benson and Boone?
I felt the moment I listened to u
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
My cheeks are blushing
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame(r)
Do it have a name?
Yerrrrrrrr
YEEERRRRRR
Gay bait
Unadaulterated gay bait
In your face
Your voice
Your clothing
February 4, 2025 at 11:11 AM
What is this singer
So Benson and Boone?
I felt the moment I listened to u
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
My cheeks are blushing
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame(r)
Do it have a name?
Yerrrrrrrr
YEEERRRRRR
Gay bait
Unadaulterated gay bait
In your face
Your voice
Your clothing
So Benson and Boone?
I felt the moment I listened to u
My pulse is rushing
My head is reeling
My cheeks are blushing
What is this feeling?
Fervid as a flame(r)
Do it have a name?
Yerrrrrrrr
YEEERRRRRR
Gay bait
Unadaulterated gay bait
In your face
Your voice
Your clothing
Reposted by Non-practicing yoga instructor
February 3, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Reposted by Non-practicing yoga instructor
“Record labels need to treat their artists as valuable employees with a livable wage and health insurance and protection. Labels, we got you — but do you got us?”
— Chappell Roan demanding labels to do better during her #GRAMMYs acceptance speech.
— Chappell Roan demanding labels to do better during her #GRAMMYs acceptance speech.
February 3, 2025 at 2:46 AM
“Record labels need to treat their artists as valuable employees with a livable wage and health insurance and protection. Labels, we got you — but do you got us?”
— Chappell Roan demanding labels to do better during her #GRAMMYs acceptance speech.
— Chappell Roan demanding labels to do better during her #GRAMMYs acceptance speech.
Nothing is more jarring than a harmonica solo you didn’t know was coming
January 31, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Nothing is more jarring than a harmonica solo you didn’t know was coming
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sorry for getting ✨️political✨️ on the good vibes and video games app again, but the human brain is not designed to withstand another 207 weeks of this shit so pace yourself and try to channel that anger, despair, and hopelessness into something productive. make some kick ass art, we will need it
January 28, 2025 at 1:47 PM
sorry for getting ✨️political✨️ on the good vibes and video games app again, but the human brain is not designed to withstand another 207 weeks of this shit so pace yourself and try to channel that anger, despair, and hopelessness into something productive. make some kick ass art, we will need it
YES
IT IS I
the original creator of salad fingers and the architect behind Adam Sandler’s career for the past 34 years - hear this, sisters:
When the lemons and oranges go missing, you folks (yes, YOU folks) are really gonna wish you didn’t bite the hand that LITERALLY feeds you.
Karen’s got Scurvy.
IT IS I
the original creator of salad fingers and the architect behind Adam Sandler’s career for the past 34 years - hear this, sisters:
When the lemons and oranges go missing, you folks (yes, YOU folks) are really gonna wish you didn’t bite the hand that LITERALLY feeds you.
Karen’s got Scurvy.
January 29, 2025 at 4:33 AM
YES
IT IS I
the original creator of salad fingers and the architect behind Adam Sandler’s career for the past 34 years - hear this, sisters:
When the lemons and oranges go missing, you folks (yes, YOU folks) are really gonna wish you didn’t bite the hand that LITERALLY feeds you.
Karen’s got Scurvy.
IT IS I
the original creator of salad fingers and the architect behind Adam Sandler’s career for the past 34 years - hear this, sisters:
When the lemons and oranges go missing, you folks (yes, YOU folks) are really gonna wish you didn’t bite the hand that LITERALLY feeds you.
Karen’s got Scurvy.