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Jordan (they/them)
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In the video for What’s my Name by Snoop Dogg there’s a sketch beforehand when he tells a girl he’s seeing that she doesn’t love him, she just loves his doggystyle.

He then morphs into a Doberman and mauls her father.

This video aired when I was nine. I thought Snoop said doggy staff…
February 24, 2025 at 6:36 AM
The appendix isn’t a vestige of a previous evolutionary state. It’s a punishment gland that god put in us that he could bust when he was upset with us.
February 12, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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It is clear to me now that AI is a tool of fascists. They don’t want artists because most artists are free thinkers who may create art critical of the fascists. AI provides the masses with the illusion of art while removing any risk of ideas that could inspire pushback against the oppressor.
February 7, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Don’t wait up. I’m gonna be at the
February 2, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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January 30, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Am I nuts in thinking that instagram is spamming me with LDS ads to make me leave the platform? Like I know they generally want people on there but what the hell is happening??
January 31, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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Too many institutions have settled into a position of shell-shocked deference right off the bat during this administration and it’d be really great if that didn’t continue.
January 30, 2025 at 7:18 AM
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Pro public transit until my bus comes and leaves early
January 29, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Alright, I’m gonna need y’all to share the meme accounts you’re following if I’m gonna stick around
January 24, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Me: Community is paramount
Also me: if that guy on the train platform keeps pacing I’m gonna lose it
January 22, 2025 at 4:16 PM