Eggplant Punk
eggplantpunk.bsky.social
Eggplant Punk
@eggplantpunk.bsky.social
This account is a blatant attempt to gather an audience for a novel I've written. I'll try to be entertaining about it.

Blog about random records: https://wthrecord.wixsite.com/wellwhatisit

Lovecraft & other: https://www.teepublic.com/user/eggplantpunk
. . .what?
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
“somebody said to me ‘Alina, would you rather be smart or pretty?’ and I said ‘oh easy, pretty. I can fake being smart’.”

Holy shit. Somehow I'd missed that one. That should be the official motto of this administration.
December 9, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I've got originals of Multiple and the Byrd record, although the latter's not in the best shape. The reissue might be worth a look.
December 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
I was definitely not expecting that.
December 8, 2025 at 10:42 PM
I was saying boo-solnaro.
December 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Everything about this project is a heaping pile of crap.
December 8, 2025 at 6:48 PM
😮
December 8, 2025 at 5:51 PM
"let’s have a look at the women who are the four skateboards of the nutpocalypse." Dude, I laughed out loud. Thank you for this sentence.
December 7, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Yes, but think of the entertainment value of watching that gang of dipshits try to elect a new speaker. Imagine yourself clutching the betting slip in your sweaty hand, saying "not yet, not yet, one more round. . ." having wagered that it'll take them even more than 15 attempts this time.
December 7, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The Dead Kennedys said it best: "Phyllus Schlafly--fuck you." Sometimes you don't need to be clever.
December 7, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Reposted by Eggplant Punk
December 7, 2025 at 4:15 PM
G-d I miss ToTD. Legit one of my all time favorite writers. Thanks for reminding me about the book.
December 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I miss living in that city. Glad to find out from your tour dates that Normal's is still going, it would be so great to see you play there.
December 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM