Eggplant Punk
@eggplantpunk.bsky.social
This account is a blatant attempt to gather an audience for a novel I've written. I'll try to be entertaining about it.
Blog about random records: https://wthrecord.wixsite.com/wellwhatisit
Lovecraft & other: https://www.teepublic.com/user/eggplantpunk
Blog about random records: https://wthrecord.wixsite.com/wellwhatisit
Lovecraft & other: https://www.teepublic.com/user/eggplantpunk
Various people have mentioned how Trump matches up with descriptions of the antichrist. Have we considered the possibility that Armageddon happened and we didn't notice because no one got raptured? That Jesus came back, looked around, and said "The hell with all of you. Literally."
December 10, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Various people have mentioned how Trump matches up with descriptions of the antichrist. Have we considered the possibility that Armageddon happened and we didn't notice because no one got raptured? That Jesus came back, looked around, and said "The hell with all of you. Literally."
I've become so conditioned by our Echo Dot that other day I almost asked Alexa how much time was left on the rice cooker. If she had answered, I would've smashed every electronic device in the house.
December 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I've become so conditioned by our Echo Dot that other day I almost asked Alexa how much time was left on the rice cooker. If she had answered, I would've smashed every electronic device in the house.
No, really.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
No, really.
New blog post is up.
Sauce Boss- Sky Blues (Burning Disk): The Guess
First things first: no, I did not pay ten bucks for this. I don't know what that number means, but it was most certainly not the price.Now that that's established, what's on the front cover that's ac...
wthrecord.wixsite.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
New blog post is up.
Born Cross-Eyed (2013 Remaster)
YouTube video by Grateful Dead - Topic
youtube.com
December 8, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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This guy understands the moment.
“If ICE agents use unlawful force in this city, my officers must intervene. And if they don’t, they could lose their jobs.”
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara
“If ICE agents use unlawful force in this city, my officers must intervene. And if they don’t, they could lose their jobs.”
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara
December 7, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This guy understands the moment.
“If ICE agents use unlawful force in this city, my officers must intervene. And if they don’t, they could lose their jobs.”
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara
“If ICE agents use unlawful force in this city, my officers must intervene. And if they don’t, they could lose their jobs.”
Minneapolis Police Chief Brian O’Hara
I just used the word "Allah" in a work email, so pour one out for the NSA analyst who's going to die of boredom monitoring that account.
December 8, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I just used the word "Allah" in a work email, so pour one out for the NSA analyst who's going to die of boredom monitoring that account.
It's that time again.
December 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
It's that time again.
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That's a joint in Chick's mouth, yes?
December 6, 2025 at 5:08 AM
That's a joint in Chick's mouth, yes?
And on top of that, those wussy deleted the post.
Related: bsky.app/profile/drew...
Sabrina Carpenter's post yesterday calling the White House video "evil and disgusting" is in record-setting ratio territory: 1.3 million likes (20x more than WH's), 177,000 reposts, 83 million views
December 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
And on top of that, those wussy deleted the post.
Can anyone tell me if Cecil Taylor's name is pronounced Cecil or Cecil?
#ceciltaylor
#jazz
#freejazz
#motherfuckigiantofthepiano
#ceciltaylor
#jazz
#freejazz
#motherfuckigiantofthepiano
December 5, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Can anyone tell me if Cecil Taylor's name is pronounced Cecil or Cecil?
#ceciltaylor
#jazz
#freejazz
#motherfuckigiantofthepiano
#ceciltaylor
#jazz
#freejazz
#motherfuckigiantofthepiano
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BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake?
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
December 5, 2025 at 3:32 PM
BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake?
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded
BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.
If your phone blows up on Bandcamp Friday, you might be a record nerd.
December 5, 2025 at 4:42 PM
If your phone blows up on Bandcamp Friday, you might be a record nerd.
"You can't prove that."
#aliceinchains
#aliceinchains
Alice In Chains - The Nona Tapes (Official Documentary)
YouTube video by AliceInChainsVEVO
www.youtube.com
December 5, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"You can't prove that."
#aliceinchains
#aliceinchains
If every human on earth stopped producing art, would AI outputs become ever more inbred as they gobbled their own stuff, used it to spit out more, then ate that and used it to spit out even more, in a vicious cycle that leads to there being far more AI art than human art?
December 4, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If every human on earth stopped producing art, would AI outputs become ever more inbred as they gobbled their own stuff, used it to spit out more, then ate that and used it to spit out even more, in a vicious cycle that leads to there being far more AI art than human art?
I can't believe they let some punter produce the record.
December 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I can't believe they let some punter produce the record.
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when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
November 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
when someone tells me not to use em dashes because AI uses em dashes
I'm finally doing a systematic listen to the 1972 European tour, starting with the AoM warm-up shows. They debuted LLR during that run with, to my surprise, Jerry playing pedal steel. Gorgeous from the start but Newcastle is exceptional: amazing steel and Weir sounds like he's going to cry.
archive.org
December 1, 2025 at 5:59 PM
I'm finally doing a systematic listen to the 1972 European tour, starting with the AoM warm-up shows. They debuted LLR during that run with, to my surprise, Jerry playing pedal steel. Gorgeous from the start but Newcastle is exceptional: amazing steel and Weir sounds like he's going to cry.
. . .and the Listen is up.
The Gems- The Gems (self-released): The Listen
It's country all right, but not quite what I expected. At least, not entirely.There's a wide variety of styles covered here and the songs are, so far as I can tell, all covers (there are no writing c...
wthrecord.wixsite.com
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
. . .and the Listen is up.
Why does the Phantom Records logo look like the offspring of a Klansman and a condom? Also, discuss the irony of a condom having offspring.
November 27, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Why does the Phantom Records logo look like the offspring of a Klansman and a condom? Also, discuss the irony of a condom having offspring.
Wake up babe. New Reischtag fire just dropped.
Live Updates: Two National Guard Members Shot Near White House
www.nytimes.com
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Wake up babe. New Reischtag fire just dropped.
November 25, 2025 at 6:27 PM