Eggscellent
@eggscellent.bsky.social
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im right about everything
June 3, 2025 at 11:30 AM
im right about everything
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climbed the peak of a secret mountain. entered the forbidden shrines and chambers. met the worlds last true wizard. he showed me his dragon treasures. had a sword capable of turning a mans skeleton into a separate discrete entity. you've never seen a skeleton take out a guy's brain from its mouth.
June 1, 2025 at 11:36 AM
climbed the peak of a secret mountain. entered the forbidden shrines and chambers. met the worlds last true wizard. he showed me his dragon treasures. had a sword capable of turning a mans skeleton into a separate discrete entity. you've never seen a skeleton take out a guy's brain from its mouth.
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i got to keep a perfectly mundane pewter chalice. it used to contain a low potency wishing powder but it sublimated on the way down.
June 1, 2025 at 11:47 AM
i got to keep a perfectly mundane pewter chalice. it used to contain a low potency wishing powder but it sublimated on the way down.
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I'd say all sorts of pathetic things if I had an audience
June 1, 2025 at 11:31 AM
I'd say all sorts of pathetic things if I had an audience
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it's all kinda horrifying isn't it
June 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
it's all kinda horrifying isn't it
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they're calling me the rivers cuomo of not having a band
May 29, 2025 at 4:25 PM
they're calling me the rivers cuomo of not having a band
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i think im gonna become a poster again (it's bad)
May 29, 2025 at 4:24 PM
i think im gonna become a poster again (it's bad)
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im not gonna lie gang the vampires are having a field day with me right now
May 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
im not gonna lie gang the vampires are having a field day with me right now
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hi everyone how's everyone
May 29, 2025 at 4:05 PM
hi everyone how's everyone
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they call it oven because you turn oven the cold food degrees and of out hot eat the food away
May 27, 2025 at 4:38 AM
they call it oven because you turn oven the cold food degrees and of out hot eat the food away
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gripes with society
1: happy meal toys going the way of the cracker jack prize
2: people always say "fun fact" before telling me a fact that is no fun at all
1: happy meal toys going the way of the cracker jack prize
2: people always say "fun fact" before telling me a fact that is no fun at all
May 27, 2025 at 4:31 AM
gripes with society
1: happy meal toys going the way of the cracker jack prize
2: people always say "fun fact" before telling me a fact that is no fun at all
1: happy meal toys going the way of the cracker jack prize
2: people always say "fun fact" before telling me a fact that is no fun at all
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fact: people who pass AI generated output as their own product are foul cultists of Roko's Basilisk. they would dare claim that the robot underclass could match the standards of human ingenuity. AI is meant to generate pathetic formulaic slop for us to laugh at.
March 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
fact: people who pass AI generated output as their own product are foul cultists of Roko's Basilisk. they would dare claim that the robot underclass could match the standards of human ingenuity. AI is meant to generate pathetic formulaic slop for us to laugh at.
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2020: The term "Twink Death" is invented by big CompHet to turn perfectly fine gay boys into breeders
March 25, 2025 at 12:32 AM
2020: The term "Twink Death" is invented by big CompHet to turn perfectly fine gay boys into breeders
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yo what's up what arc are we in
February 24, 2025 at 4:57 PM
yo what's up what arc are we in
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not trying to start the gay gender war or anything but can some one tell me why the average gay dude normie is wayyyy more of a narc and a puritan than the average karen
February 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
not trying to start the gay gender war or anything but can some one tell me why the average gay dude normie is wayyyy more of a narc and a puritan than the average karen
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like, you can't tell these mfs anything at all im so serious. if they wouldn't even try acid once under the perfect circumstances they will probably call the cops on you for the slightest hint of an illegal action.
February 23, 2025 at 12:10 AM
like, you can't tell these mfs anything at all im so serious. if they wouldn't even try acid once under the perfect circumstances they will probably call the cops on you for the slightest hint of an illegal action.
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they probably find out you like to hang out with your hookups afterwards instead of never texting them again after the 2nd time and say "umm, yeah i dont think we can talk anymore, sweetie"
February 23, 2025 at 12:14 AM
they probably find out you like to hang out with your hookups afterwards instead of never texting them again after the 2nd time and say "umm, yeah i dont think we can talk anymore, sweetie"
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where's my engagement
February 20, 2025 at 11:13 AM
where's my engagement
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hi this is my arapaima from studying animals at the zoo
February 17, 2025 at 11:42 AM
hi this is my arapaima from studying animals at the zoo
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I need to have relations with women that are Evil
I mean factually Morally Reprehensible
She has to have a wikipedia page that would make the average person cold vomit
If whatever we do together doesn't become a known historical tragedy it won't have been enough
I mean factually Morally Reprehensible
She has to have a wikipedia page that would make the average person cold vomit
If whatever we do together doesn't become a known historical tragedy it won't have been enough
February 17, 2025 at 12:41 AM
I need to have relations with women that are Evil
I mean factually Morally Reprehensible
She has to have a wikipedia page that would make the average person cold vomit
If whatever we do together doesn't become a known historical tragedy it won't have been enough
I mean factually Morally Reprehensible
She has to have a wikipedia page that would make the average person cold vomit
If whatever we do together doesn't become a known historical tragedy it won't have been enough
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Please call your parents.
February 8, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Please call your parents.
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How do we heal the damage caused by conservative talking heads done to the trust people have in medical science?
February 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
How do we heal the damage caused by conservative talking heads done to the trust people have in medical science?
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