i got to keep a perfectly mundane pewter chalice. it used to contain a low potency wishing powder but it sublimated on the way down.

like, you can't tell these mfs anything at all im so serious. if they wouldn't even try acid once under the perfect circumstances they will probably call the cops on you for the slightest hint of an illegal action.

they probably find out you like to hang out with your hookups afterwards instead of never texting them again after the 2nd time and say "umm, yeah i dont think we can talk anymore, sweetie"