Egypt Urnash 🏳️‍⚧️ ⚜️ 🥱
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lackwit gadabout trans lady with red hair who draws stuff very tired of this shitty bruce sterling novel of a future http://egypt.urnash.com - my site, comics! art! https://dragon.style/@anthracite https://comradery.co/egypturnash - support me!
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Mel x Eris doesn't have quite as much BDSM energy as Zag x Meg but now I kinda want to draw an awkward orgy with Eris being absolutely delighted to be tied up and punished.
egypturnash.bsky.social
That said there is definitely an urge to use the Forbidden Words that a lot of people have, the Spumco kids from Middle America were SUPER enthusiastic about the prospect of making modern wartime propaganda cartoons full of stereotypes and slurs when 9/11 happened.
egypturnash.bsky.social
(yes I know your contract probably has language explicitly forbidding this, put yourself in the shoes of, say, my husband, whose entire US division got abruptly let go earlier this month for unspecified reasons that are very probably "you're replaced with AI now")
egypturnash.bsky.social
If AMcM said "it's been real but now we've trained an AI on your strips and this clause in your contract says we never need to give you a single penny ever again, bye" would you have only kind words for the people who told you this, and the software being used to generate this Zombie Strip?
egypturnash.bsky.social
Yay, it looks like I'll have a pile of the Rita omnibus for sale at my table at Contraflow this weekend.
egypturnash.bsky.social
(I should note that the link to WWW.anthropicetc works for me, but none of the links ON it to SECURE.anthropicetc work.)
egypturnash.bsky.social
Here's hoping I get a lot of that this weekend!
egypturnash.bsky.social
Fucking hilarious that this is what I see every time I try to click any of the links on the Anthropic copyright settlement site (www.anthropiccopyrightsettlement.com), in every browser on my machine.
egypturnash.bsky.social
I'm going to table a con for the first time since before Covid this weekend. Contraflow, out by the New Orleans airport. Just a little hotel con, nothing huge. I am very glad past me didn't take anything out of the bag of table stuff.
egypturnash.bsky.social
Important characterization moment: Zaffo sings to herself when she's having her morning poop.
egypturnash.bsky.social
Man I sure hope you are playing on an emulator and could just abuse the heck out of save states instead of that.
egypturnash.bsky.social
Turn yourself into an Ikea product by reversing your name and adding an ümläut.

TERÄGRAM. A drafting table that you only ever seem to be able to draw porn on.
danacorn.bsky.social
Your IKEA product is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

ANÄD, an occasional table. Like the kind Llewellyn had: it’s occasionally there. Usually it’s not there. Where is it then? It can’t tell you, it’s a table.
toledo.bsky.social
Your IKEA product name is your name spelled backwards with an umlaut.

ÖDELOT, a bookshelf that fits your aesthetic perfectly but was discontinued two years ago
egypturnash.bsky.social
okay I think I need to get one of these and turn it into a witch bottle (fill with pee, nails, needles, and various other unpleasant things) and sell it as "art"
egypturnash.bsky.social
doing alright I guess, mostly just kinda weird, going to exhibit at my first con in like 6-8 years, hooray for giant boobies!
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In which Gram decides maybe the soil witch with her familiar Larry Otter can help.
Gram the cat, teary-eyed and holding a cactus: Surely she should be able to help. One of the Seven should at least.
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just feel like reposting this because it still makes me laugh
egypturnash.bsky.social
the party of "let's beat up on the queers" vs the party of "maybe let's not" should be a pretty easy choice
egypturnash.bsky.social
any trans person who voted for a Republican is a fucking idiot even WITHOUT it being Trumf.
egypturnash.bsky.social
also it maybe seems to be directly referencing some *very* unusual anatomy? x.com/coelasquid/s...

I think it's unfixable without major work. Like if I added a neck silo on the right side and a hint of shoulder it might work but then it really bears NO resemblance to the shapes he laid down.