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ehnerd.bsky.social
Greycloud 🌧️
@ehnerd.bsky.social
Métis thinker, metal enjoyer, horror & video game buff.
Be curious. Be genuine. Be adaptable.
Live an evidence-based life.
Call me woke, but I think pedophiles are bad and should face consequences for their actions
December 23, 2025 at 6:12 PM
never commit to the face swap
December 1, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Posted on the CDC website
November 20, 2025 at 7:08 PM
November 19, 2025 at 9:01 PM
It's pronounced "coat dee vwaar" by the way
November 13, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Synthetic clogs are some of humanity's finest work
November 3, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Downside of listening to slam is that I'll put an album on while I work and 12 minutes later the whole album is done :/
October 24, 2025 at 7:43 PM
October 23, 2025 at 3:27 PM
when I finally get on a dating app I'm absolutely adding "never used AI' to my bio
October 9, 2025 at 4:58 AM
y'all got tiny short ass legs and walk so god damn slow
October 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Oh, c'mon. You know how I yearn.
September 25, 2025 at 6:18 PM
finally some science I can get behind
September 24, 2025 at 3:13 PM
There's a serious disconnect between "I want to optimize government" and "I want less autistic people."

That would be like emphasizing the importance of vehicles and then firing all the mechanics.
September 23, 2025 at 6:53 PM
got to the venue but they had this sign up so I couldn't go in
September 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
the way that cats cover their lil fucken faces with their lil fucken hands when they sleep.....how do you have so much power over me, small one?
September 22, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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It's 2030. Your late night host Rob Schneider makes another joke about pronouns. You try to laugh for real, but it sounds forced. The Homeland Security employee assigned to watch you writes something down in his notes. You laugh again, this time nervously. Rob Schneider welcomes Joe Rogan
September 18, 2025 at 5:27 PM
I couldn't design more frightening ghouls if you paid me to do so
September 18, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I'm sorry, which side does the "cancel culture?" I'm confused now.
September 18, 2025 at 12:06 AM
going to instagram stories to watch everyone's lil slideshows
September 17, 2025 at 6:26 PM
how low can you go (IQ edition)
September 12, 2025 at 2:07 AM
When I was in daycare, one lady who worked there would tell me to do something and end it with "thank you." She implied that, because she's already said thank you, I was somehow cosmically obligated to perform that task.

Wherever that lady is now: fuck you
September 4, 2025 at 3:22 PM
the tv mounted 26 feet above a fireplace is, undoubtedly, one of our worst mistakes
August 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
The Venn diagram of urban cyclists and people who can't understand or refuse to follow traffic laws is just a perfect, singular circle.
August 26, 2025 at 2:05 PM
If you break into my home *armed*, I will do literally anything to you.

What a stupid case.
August 21, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Yeah, we all laugh at the folks who can't tell if something is AI.

But what about the folks who think something is AI when it isn't?

I've seen this across a variety of content. It'll be a video with nothing strange and someone will claim it's AI.

So, basically, we're too stupid for our own tech.
August 20, 2025 at 9:58 PM