Ethan Kleinbaum
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Ethan Kleinbaum
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Minneapolitan since 2019. Working on fully assimilating by cargo biking with 2 kids and playing beer league hockey.
I will also add that if you're interested in playing hockey, WHAM is a great organization for getting women into the sport in the twin cities. They have a hockey 101 class, and its truly for beginners. My wife did it and loved it. She still plays with the team she joined with 4ish years ago.
December 31, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I did take some skating lessons. Several years ago, St Louis Park had hockey skating for adult novices. But mostly YouTube videos and being willing to look like an idiot in public.

Here I am in Ottawa, looking like an idiot while practicing many years ago.
December 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Backward crossovers were my original goal. I thought they looked so cool. Then I started playing defense in hockey so I could do them as much as possible.
December 31, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Public transit doesn't get me to work (waiting patiently for the Green Line Extension). My alternative to biking is Uber/Lyft, which Ive only needed to use 4 times this year for first days after snowstorms. I estimate that even if I use rideshare about 1x a week, Im still ahead of driving daily.
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Here is my proposal: Minneapolis Parks should start to develop a network of canals throughout the city. These canals will freeze over in the winter and get plowed to be used for transportation by skate.

#canalnow
December 29, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Same rules as particle physics - identical to a -1 pedestrian.
December 29, 2025 at 7:27 PM
A few weeks ago, my 4 yr old and I were heading home from swim lessons on the 46 at a stop like this. I had to lift swim stuff, a stroller and a 4 yr old into the bus over the snow bank with one hand and show the driver my ticket with the other hand. Not easy.
December 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
How else do you get views like this for $10?
December 23, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Is that the bridge by Piscataway High School?
December 18, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I've had a similar experience in NOLA. I was able to find some red beans and rice... and didn't ask what the beans were cooked in.
December 16, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Science.
December 16, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Deloreans needed to get to 88 and things have obviously changed since the 80s, but ebikes still need to reach about 23.
December 16, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Seems like they actually have, this year. The intersections have all been very clear, so far.
December 11, 2025 at 3:05 AM
My 4 yr old likes to take the bus specifically for watching the TV feeds.
December 10, 2025 at 10:29 PM