Gootsberry (ready for Spring 🌷)
@eisforenkidu.bsky.social
I am Gooseberry and I live in a place.
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你好，我吃鱼。
Block and don't engage.
December 15, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Block and don't engage.
People ask me how I'm ok with the prospect of never finding a partner and it's like...I do not really want to date an allosexual person, so that alone culls my dating pool to 1% of the population. I could maybe date someone alloromantic but might not be very happy. Like.
December 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
People ask me how I'm ok with the prospect of never finding a partner and it's like...I do not really want to date an allosexual person, so that alone culls my dating pool to 1% of the population. I could maybe date someone alloromantic but might not be very happy. Like.
Me me me.
December 15, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Me me me.
I hate being Jewish online sometimes. Especially on short-form social media with character limits where there are thirty thousand or so people ready to take you in bad faith.
December 14, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I hate being Jewish online sometimes. Especially on short-form social media with character limits where there are thirty thousand or so people ready to take you in bad faith.
Boss texted me happy Hanukkah the last 3 years and didn't this year 🙃
December 14, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Boss texted me happy Hanukkah the last 3 years and didn't this year 🙃
Hm...different, but I like it.
December 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Hm...different, but I like it.
Light the menorah googs.
December 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Light the menorah googs.
I am unequivocally white in American society, but there's this one thing I see repeated about how "white people can just curse and scream at their parents," and I think this one does not apply to white Jews bc if I had ever screamed and cursed at my mom, I think I'd have died a long time ago.
December 14, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I am unequivocally white in American society, but there's this one thing I see repeated about how "white people can just curse and scream at their parents," and I think this one does not apply to white Jews bc if I had ever screamed and cursed at my mom, I think I'd have died a long time ago.
Hang nail:((
December 14, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Hang nail:((
Christian atheists will be like, "my culture isn't Christian, it's just the default culture."
December 14, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Christian atheists will be like, "my culture isn't Christian, it's just the default culture."
Ughhh I have to light the damn menorah. I know tonight of all nights I must do so. It is a mitzvah. But I'm a slug.
December 14, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Ughhh I have to light the damn menorah. I know tonight of all nights I must do so. It is a mitzvah. But I'm a slug.
Maybe when I get home play kalimba??
December 14, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Maybe when I get home play kalimba??
I got Mac n cheese balls and egg rolls
December 14, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I got Mac n cheese balls and egg rolls
This bus driver rules.
December 14, 2025 at 7:10 PM
This bus driver rules.
There are a couple of profiles I'm just not looking at today bc I like the people behind them and don't want to see if they've reposted anything warped. It makes a difference when I feel I might be able to reach them due to mutual respect, but. I don't have capacity today.
December 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
There are a couple of profiles I'm just not looking at today bc I like the people behind them and don't want to see if they've reposted anything warped. It makes a difference when I feel I might be able to reach them due to mutual respect, but. I don't have capacity today.
Had to check in with someone about the safety of their kids tonight, and it's like, not fucking normal that this is so normal.
December 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Had to check in with someone about the safety of their kids tonight, and it's like, not fucking normal that this is so normal.
I was cookie
December 14, 2025 at 1:59 AM
I was cookie
Cookie for dinner.
December 14, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Cookie for dinner.
Tomorrow plan:
1. Coffee
2. Asexual Book Exchange
3. Reread Invisible Orientation
4. Maybe play Switch
5. Clean bathroom
6. Azerbaijani lesson
7. Think seriously about maybe moving to Medford next year
8. Family Zoom
9. Set up....tablet.
10. Play my kalimba
11. Vacuum kitchen
12. Read JSA
1. Coffee
2. Asexual Book Exchange
3. Reread Invisible Orientation
4. Maybe play Switch
5. Clean bathroom
6. Azerbaijani lesson
7. Think seriously about maybe moving to Medford next year
8. Family Zoom
9. Set up....tablet.
10. Play my kalimba
11. Vacuum kitchen
12. Read JSA
December 13, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Tomorrow plan:
1. Coffee
2. Asexual Book Exchange
3. Reread Invisible Orientation
4. Maybe play Switch
5. Clean bathroom
6. Azerbaijani lesson
7. Think seriously about maybe moving to Medford next year
8. Family Zoom
9. Set up....tablet.
10. Play my kalimba
11. Vacuum kitchen
12. Read JSA
1. Coffee
2. Asexual Book Exchange
3. Reread Invisible Orientation
4. Maybe play Switch
5. Clean bathroom
6. Azerbaijani lesson
7. Think seriously about maybe moving to Medford next year
8. Family Zoom
9. Set up....tablet.
10. Play my kalimba
11. Vacuum kitchen
12. Read JSA
Die Sehnsucht ist mein Steuermann!
December 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Die Sehnsucht ist mein Steuermann!
I showered am I allowed to just sit around for 20 hours now
December 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I showered am I allowed to just sit around for 20 hours now
It is absurd that the top of the refrigerator needs to be cleaned, that is a thing that simply should never get dirty in the first place
December 13, 2025 at 4:18 PM
It is absurd that the top of the refrigerator needs to be cleaned, that is a thing that simply should never get dirty in the first place
Azərbaycan radiosu! Dinləyirsiniz?
December 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Azərbaycan radiosu! Dinləyirsiniz?
TMI but what's interesting about me watching porn is I can get off to it, but at the same time what I'm watching is disgusting to me.
December 13, 2025 at 4:12 PM
TMI but what's interesting about me watching porn is I can get off to it, but at the same time what I'm watching is disgusting to me.
Can we just vibe and listen to radio
December 13, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Can we just vibe and listen to radio