EJ Montijo
@ejinthecloud.bsky.social
Slapped some buttons on a screen now I think I'm a developer. Made some weird noises and now I think I'm a voice actor. Known to ramble poetic.
Lucky Tower Ultimate now in Early Access: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1700270/Lucky_Tower_Ultimate/
Lucky Tower Ultimate now in Early Access: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1700270/Lucky_Tower_Ultimate/
Solemn chrisgiving
December 15, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Solemn chrisgiving
Yes @bmontijo.bsky.social this is directed at you. And before you 🤥🤔🤷♂️ "what???" does this sound familiar?:
Her: *in another room* HONEY!
Me: *minding my business* ...Yes?
*crickets*
Her: *1.5x louder and angrier* HONEY!!
*Repeat until I appear out of thin air like a genie to grant wishes*
Her: *in another room* HONEY!
Me: *minding my business* ...Yes?
*crickets*
Her: *1.5x louder and angrier* HONEY!!
*Repeat until I appear out of thin air like a genie to grant wishes*
December 5, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Yes @bmontijo.bsky.social this is directed at you. And before you 🤥🤔🤷♂️ "what???" does this sound familiar?:
Her: *in another room* HONEY!
Me: *minding my business* ...Yes?
*crickets*
Her: *1.5x louder and angrier* HONEY!!
*Repeat until I appear out of thin air like a genie to grant wishes*
Her: *in another room* HONEY!
Me: *minding my business* ...Yes?
*crickets*
Her: *1.5x louder and angrier* HONEY!!
*Repeat until I appear out of thin air like a genie to grant wishes*
Hot Springs Story? store.steampowered.com/app/1823710/...
Hot Springs Story on Steam
Build and manage the ultimate Japanese hot springs inn.
store.steampowered.com
December 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Hot Springs Story? store.steampowered.com/app/1823710/...
All they want is to say those words they don't get to say and do those hand gestures they don't get to do. They don't care what the words mean or who the actions hurt, they just enjoy being condescending.
December 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
All they want is to say those words they don't get to say and do those hand gestures they don't get to do. They don't care what the words mean or who the actions hurt, they just enjoy being condescending.
I FORGOT THIS GAME EXISTED oh man talk about needing a remake!!
December 2, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I FORGOT THIS GAME EXISTED oh man talk about needing a remake!!
By my calculations I am expecting a refund of ~125 billion bullets
December 2, 2025 at 3:35 PM
By my calculations I am expecting a refund of ~125 billion bullets
Your chin is too chin-like. You should be channeling the corner of an angled pink eraser.
November 21, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Your chin is too chin-like. You should be channeling the corner of an angled pink eraser.
Is it just illegal to do both at the same time? Or can I alternate?
November 14, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Is it just illegal to do both at the same time? Or can I alternate?
I have yet to experience my brain clacking and now I have fomo thanks
November 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I have yet to experience my brain clacking and now I have fomo thanks