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ejtau.bsky.social
God Emperor of Nextel
@ejtau.bsky.social
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DC. Formerly the benevolent dictator of an oil platform. He/Him.
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They’re kicking off the second beltway series with Pride Night! That’s going to be a lot of fun.
A screenshot of part of the Baltimore Orioles’ 2026 schedule, indicating that their Pride Night will be Friday, June 26th, when they are hosting the Washington Nationals
November 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
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My cats had a lovely cardboard RV until one of them puked in it (suspect in photo)
A calico cat lounging in a cardboard scratch material structure, shaped and printed such that it resembles an RV
September 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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They’re on trial even
OPACY from the left field side
September 11, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Dr Venture from the Venture Bros, transformed into a caterpillar
September 3, 2025 at 1:37 AM
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Meme in four quadrants. Top left is spongebob, exasperated. Bottom left is spongebob holding his wallet out. Top right is a drawing of a dog wearing pants covering all four of its legs and its belly. Bottom right is the same drawing of a dog, but wearing pants that encircle its waist and cover its hind legs.
August 27, 2025 at 6:20 PM
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An xkcd comic of a “universal install script” #!/bin/bash pip install "$1" & easy_install "$1" & brew install "$1" & pm install "$1" & yum install "$I" & onf install "$1" & docker run "$1" & pkg install "$1" & apt-get install "$1" & sudo apt-get install "$1" & steamcmd +app_update "$1" validate & git clone https://github.com/"$1"/"$1" & cd "$1";./configure; make; make install & curl"$1" | bash &
August 24, 2025 at 12:51 AM
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It’s practically post apocalyptic.
Two statues made of old metal parts (chains, cogs, bearings, etc) such that they look like transformers. One is yellow and the other is blue. Background is storefronts in Georgetown.
August 12, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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Marge Simpson “I just think they’re neat” meme template with a gallery car crudely photoshopped into her hand
July 26, 2025 at 12:48 PM
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Me searching Bluesky for this article:
Blind fox meme template captioned “GIFT LINK PLS”
July 17, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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William Tecumseh Sherman in an O’s cap
July 5, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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How was Colbert prescient about this.
A promo image for the Colbert Report, featuring Stephen Colbert with one prominently raised eyebrow.
June 20, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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An orange cat and a calico cat, each sitting in paper grocery bags
June 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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This is because they like to look through windows at transit*

*This may coincide with when birds or squirrels are in their fields of view as well
Two cats on a cat tree. They are staring at a crow on the railing of a balcony through a window. The Silver Spring metro station is in the background.
May 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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No skill involved in a play that one team is more successful at running.
"There is no skill involved and it is almost an automatic first down on plays of a yard or less," Murphy wrote in February. "I would like to see the league prohibit pushing or aiding the run." Other teams in the NFL have tried to run the "tush push," but no team has been as successful as the Eagles have been with Jalen Hurts under center. Philadelphia was 39 of 48 converting the "tush push" into a first down or touchdown in the 2024 season, including the playoffs.
May 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
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My cat loves to play with/in paper grocery bags, so I decided to let him have one of my lawn bags from gardening. He loves his crinkly lair
The inside of a large paper lawn bag, with a cat inside facing away from the camera The inside of a paper lawn bag, with a cat inside facing the camera. One of his eyes is glowing, reflecting the flash of the camera
May 7, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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Squidward from SpongeBob in an all chrome room
April 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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A photo of one of those vile little gummy burger candies in its wrapper
April 18, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Lotr meme ‘Looks like meat’s back on the menu boys!’ Edited to say ‘Looks like pronouns back in the bios boys!’
April 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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The integration with the city’s bike lane network makes it really convenient for getting to and from the ballpark, even more so than the metro in my opinion. Shout out to @thewaroncars.bsky.social
M and 1st Street SE, outside Nats park. A cyclist with a Washington Nationals drawstring bag is stopped next to a sign with a ‘The War on Cars’ sticker on it.
April 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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POV you agree to let the sickos man inside:
The sickos man
March 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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An orange polydactyl cat under a bed, sticking only his front paws out from under the bed skirt
March 19, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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He’s my little big boy!
A large orange cat asleep on a bed. His chin is rested on a pillow.
March 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
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A calico cat sitting on a bed looking scraggly as hell
March 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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The chair is simply not big enough for them
A calico cat lying on a chair in a similar manner to OP’s cat
March 1, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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Boarding the cats for a trip, omw I remembered this post and got pics of them on the metro and streetcar #TrainCat
A calico cat in a carrier on a streetcar An orange cat in a carrier in a subway station
December 30, 2024 at 10:26 PM