I pulled up the score of the Packers game when there were six minutes left in the 4th and was pleasantly surprised to find the Packers leading by two scores. I refreshed the page a little later and saw that they lost. I wasn't even surprised.
January 11, 2026 at 4:52 AM
I pulled up the score of the Packers game when there were six minutes left in the 4th and was pleasantly surprised to find the Packers leading by two scores. I refreshed the page a little later and saw that they lost. I wasn't even surprised.
If this seems like a very specific call out, that's because it is: if you spent your evening side-swiping a parked Toyota Corolla and then fucking off, I wish upon you lifelong incontinence and horrible allergies. That's right, fucker, I hope you get the sneezy shits. Wisconsin drivers suck so much.
December 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
If this seems like a very specific call out, that's because it is: if you spent your evening side-swiping a parked Toyota Corolla and then fucking off, I wish upon you lifelong incontinence and horrible allergies. That's right, fucker, I hope you get the sneezy shits. Wisconsin drivers suck so much.
Just rewatched Inglourious Basterds for the first time in a few years. There's a scene of an actress being strangled to death while the camera focuses on her bare foot that really helps remind you that it's a Tarantino film. You know, in case you forgot.
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Just rewatched Inglourious Basterds for the first time in a few years. There's a scene of an actress being strangled to death while the camera focuses on her bare foot that really helps remind you that it's a Tarantino film. You know, in case you forgot.
I saw the Chainsaw Man movie last night and absolutely loved it. Also, I'm sad now, even though I knew exactly what was coming.
November 9, 2025 at 12:49 AM
I saw the Chainsaw Man movie last night and absolutely loved it. Also, I'm sad now, even though I knew exactly what was coming.
I'm having way too much fun with the coin flick mini game in Ghost of Yotei.
October 4, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I'm having way too much fun with the coin flick mini game in Ghost of Yotei.
Realistically, what actually happens if the Epstein files get released and Trump's name is all over them? What's the fallout? Will he be arrested? I kinda doubt it. He's done so much to errode checks and balances that's he's pretty much immune to whatever the law can throw at him. 1/4
September 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Realistically, what actually happens if the Epstein files get released and Trump's name is all over them? What's the fallout? Will he be arrested? I kinda doubt it. He's done so much to errode checks and balances that's he's pretty much immune to whatever the law can throw at him. 1/4
One week on at the new job, and I've already found my preferred shittin' spot.
Yes, it just so happens to be the first stall in the bathroom closest to my desk, but I've tested others! This one really is just better.
Yes, it just so happens to be the first stall in the bathroom closest to my desk, but I've tested others! This one really is just better.
September 12, 2025 at 7:18 PM
One week on at the new job, and I've already found my preferred shittin' spot.
Yes, it just so happens to be the first stall in the bathroom closest to my desk, but I've tested others! This one really is just better.
Yes, it just so happens to be the first stall in the bathroom closest to my desk, but I've tested others! This one really is just better.
Apparently, you can't even TALK about MAYBE wanting to POSSIBLY raise their taxes without them funding full-on fascism and DOGE-ing half the government from existence.
September 1, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Apparently, you can't even TALK about MAYBE wanting to POSSIBLY raise their taxes without them funding full-on fascism and DOGE-ing half the government from existence.
If he dies this weekend - my last weekend at the job that's been making me miserable for ages - I might just start believing in a higher power.
August 30, 2025 at 6:10 AM
If he dies this weekend - my last weekend at the job that's been making me miserable for ages - I might just start believing in a higher power.
I just got this email from my car insurance company, and it made me cry. You know, if you're wondering about my emotional state at the moment.
August 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I just got this email from my car insurance company, and it made me cry. You know, if you're wondering about my emotional state at the moment.
Anyone else remember the terror and anxiety of getting poisoned in the old Pokémon games? I never carried enough antidotes in Red, so I would inevitably end up with a poisoned 'Mon, their life dwindling with each step. I would count my steps compared to my companion's remaining health to try to
August 3, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Anyone else remember the terror and anxiety of getting poisoned in the old Pokémon games? I never carried enough antidotes in Red, so I would inevitably end up with a poisoned 'Mon, their life dwindling with each step. I would count my steps compared to my companion's remaining health to try to
If people could stop fucking shooting each other by my work, that would be great.
July 26, 2025 at 8:48 AM
If people could stop fucking shooting each other by my work, that would be great.
Saw someone get shot last night. I can't say much because work and confidentiality and whatnot, but the guy died. I'm okay, I guess, kinda shaken because it happened literally right behind me. But also, I really don't enjoy working somewhere where I can say I saw another person die today.
July 20, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Saw someone get shot last night. I can't say much because work and confidentiality and whatnot, but the guy died. I'm okay, I guess, kinda shaken because it happened literally right behind me. But also, I really don't enjoy working somewhere where I can say I saw another person die today.
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For those who don’t know, my sister was shot in a mass shooting last week. A guy dove on her and took two bullets likely saving her life. He’s still in the hospital and needs help covering bills. If you’re able to donate, I’d appreciate it.
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July 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
For those who don’t know, my sister was shot in a mass shooting last week. A guy dove on her and took two bullets likely saving her life. He’s still in the hospital and needs help covering bills. If you’re able to donate, I’d appreciate it.
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I am more open about this with strangers on the internet than I am with the people I actually know and love.
I love that social media allows me to share the fact that I’m a barely functional, often suicidal complete fuckup with anyone who cares to read about it.
July 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
I am more open about this with strangers on the internet than I am with the people I actually know and love.
You ever wonder if that adorable corn kid still loves corn? I hope the shining spotlight of internet virality didn't ruin it for him.
July 1, 2025 at 1:38 AM
You ever wonder if that adorable corn kid still loves corn? I hope the shining spotlight of internet virality didn't ruin it for him.
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This one hit me in the feels today
June 29, 2025 at 8:30 PM
This one hit me in the feels today
If hundreds of thousands of people spent their Saturday marching in the streets because they hated me so much, I would simply try not to be such a piece of shit.
June 15, 2025 at 6:10 AM
If hundreds of thousands of people spent their Saturday marching in the streets because they hated me so much, I would simply try not to be such a piece of shit.
I've worked security for ten years now. I know that BOLO means "be on the lookout." My brain, however, always pictures bolo ties. Just loads of cowboys and their stringed cravats doing sketchy shit.
June 7, 2025 at 12:36 PM
I've worked security for ten years now. I know that BOLO means "be on the lookout." My brain, however, always pictures bolo ties. Just loads of cowboys and their stringed cravats doing sketchy shit.
One of the trophies for Expedition 33 is beating all of the Gestral mini games.
I can't believe I mastered every challenge the game had to offer just to have the horrible volleyball game cock block me out of a platinum.
I can't believe I mastered every challenge the game had to offer just to have the horrible volleyball game cock block me out of a platinum.
May 16, 2025 at 10:55 AM
One of the trophies for Expedition 33 is beating all of the Gestral mini games.
I can't believe I mastered every challenge the game had to offer just to have the horrible volleyball game cock block me out of a platinum.
I can't believe I mastered every challenge the game had to offer just to have the horrible volleyball game cock block me out of a platinum.
Just got to act three in Expedition 33. Damn. Some of my guesses were correct, but definitely not all. Bravo.
Also, why is everything kicking my ass? If you let me explore, I'm gonna explore, but I can't even touch any of the monsters I'm finding.
Also, why is everything kicking my ass? If you let me explore, I'm gonna explore, but I can't even touch any of the monsters I'm finding.
May 7, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Just got to act three in Expedition 33. Damn. Some of my guesses were correct, but definitely not all. Bravo.
Also, why is everything kicking my ass? If you let me explore, I'm gonna explore, but I can't even touch any of the monsters I'm finding.
Also, why is everything kicking my ass? If you let me explore, I'm gonna explore, but I can't even touch any of the monsters I'm finding.
Me: I love everything about Expedition 33 and would like nothing more than to play it nonstop.
Life: Have back to back twelve hour shifts for the entire weekend
Me: ...
Life: ...
Me: ...
Life: Fuck you.
Life: Have back to back twelve hour shifts for the entire weekend
Me: ...
Life: ...
Me: ...
Life: Fuck you.
May 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Me: I love everything about Expedition 33 and would like nothing more than to play it nonstop.
Life: Have back to back twelve hour shifts for the entire weekend
Me: ...
Life: ...
Me: ...
Life: Fuck you.
Life: Have back to back twelve hour shifts for the entire weekend
Me: ...
Life: ...
Me: ...
Life: Fuck you.
Expedition 33 has completely taken over my life. It's one of those "when I'm not playing it, I'm thinking about playing it" type games. I want to skip work to play it. I want to use it as a bludgeon and beat people who say games aren't art over their stupid heads and then play it.
It's amazing.
It's amazing.
May 3, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Expedition 33 has completely taken over my life. It's one of those "when I'm not playing it, I'm thinking about playing it" type games. I want to skip work to play it. I want to use it as a bludgeon and beat people who say games aren't art over their stupid heads and then play it.
It's amazing.
It's amazing.
Our 34-time felon president, who has spent the last 100 days wiping his ass with the constitution, just created a new holiday - Law Day.
I really wish things weren't so stupid, but they are. It's all so very fucking stupid.
I really wish things weren't so stupid, but they are. It's all so very fucking stupid.
May 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Our 34-time felon president, who has spent the last 100 days wiping his ass with the constitution, just created a new holiday - Law Day.
I really wish things weren't so stupid, but they are. It's all so very fucking stupid.
I really wish things weren't so stupid, but they are. It's all so very fucking stupid.
Sitting around a conference table at Bethesda Studios:
"How much do you think swords weigh?"
"I don't know. Like, thirty to forty pounds?"
"For one or two-handed?"
"One. Two-handed weapons are sixty to seventy pounds. Easy."
"Yes, that definitely sounds like a real thing. Ship it."
"How much do you think swords weigh?"
"I don't know. Like, thirty to forty pounds?"
"For one or two-handed?"
"One. Two-handed weapons are sixty to seventy pounds. Easy."
"Yes, that definitely sounds like a real thing. Ship it."
April 26, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Sitting around a conference table at Bethesda Studios:
"How much do you think swords weigh?"
"I don't know. Like, thirty to forty pounds?"
"For one or two-handed?"
"One. Two-handed weapons are sixty to seventy pounds. Easy."
"Yes, that definitely sounds like a real thing. Ship it."
"How much do you think swords weigh?"
"I don't know. Like, thirty to forty pounds?"
"For one or two-handed?"
"One. Two-handed weapons are sixty to seventy pounds. Easy."
"Yes, that definitely sounds like a real thing. Ship it."