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el tea 🍵
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Starting to hate my restaurant like yall are some stupid dumb bitch ass fucking hoes don’t make me feel bad bc I actually love my family tf don’t pmo!!!!!
May 25, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Hitting protein goals is so hard when you used to have an ED 😭
April 9, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Maybe I am a cougar 💀
March 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Fuck it guess we both ain’t shit
March 19, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Man fuck you
March 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Dating rn is the trenches like I can’t deal with it
March 9, 2025 at 4:48 AM
“Stop being so hard on yourself” NEVER
February 18, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I am a menace to society
February 17, 2025 at 2:11 PM
I should have journaled before I went to bed last night
February 16, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I used to have vivid dreams and remember them when I was smoking weed. Then I quit and now I can’t remember them
February 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
If this turns into another 3-month situationship I will trust my gut forever
February 9, 2025 at 3:31 AM
“I’ve been in Sydney Sweeney’s dms” okay so I’m cooked 😭😭😭😭😭😭
January 26, 2025 at 7:57 AM
How dare you hug me while behind while I’m ovulating I’m trying to be CELIBATE!!!!!!!!!!
December 5, 2024 at 4:56 AM
Just went through his 73 followers I’m gonna crash out
November 21, 2024 at 11:35 PM
Breakups are hard if you see this u owe me a drink
November 20, 2024 at 2:29 AM
Thinking about doing slime reviews on tiktok
November 19, 2024 at 1:18 AM
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Jake Paul fight RFK Jr. next
November 16, 2024 at 5:41 AM
I should’ve put money on it
November 16, 2024 at 6:53 AM
Is this what early twitter was like
November 15, 2024 at 12:00 PM
Please stop reposting that crow
November 15, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Pls I need the gen z funnies
November 15, 2024 at 11:48 AM
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I can’t hear the tv without subtitles what makes you think I would enjoy an audiobook over just reading it
November 14, 2024 at 12:44 PM