I think a good punching-a-hole-in-my-wall-with-my-head would fix me
December 13, 2025 at 4:09 AM
I think a good punching-a-hole-in-my-wall-with-my-head would fix me
poop endorses fart
Breaking News: Mayor Eric Adams will endorse Andrew Cuomo for mayor of New York City to try to stop the momentum of Zohran Mamdani. nyti.ms/4nfliHv
October 23, 2025 at 5:57 PM
poop endorses fart
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When you drag a woman by the hair, beat her and force her to kiss your flag, that’s how you tell the world you are the Good Guys
October 4, 2025 at 3:27 PM
When you drag a woman by the hair, beat her and force her to kiss your flag, that’s how you tell the world you are the Good Guys
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Jimmy Kimmel is a great example of how pushback works and also how completely craven Shari Redstone was canceling Colbert
September 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Jimmy Kimmel is a great example of how pushback works and also how completely craven Shari Redstone was canceling Colbert
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Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
September 19, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Dam been writing a book about this and she just TikToked it in 90 seconds.
Sure would love to sign in and create a @skylight.social account but it quite literally won’t let me. ‘authentication error’ ok authenticate deez
(all love I just want to log in)
((xo))
(all love I just want to log in)
((xo))
September 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Sure would love to sign in and create a @skylight.social account but it quite literally won’t let me. ‘authentication error’ ok authenticate deez
(all love I just want to log in)
((xo))
(all love I just want to log in)
((xo))
It’s crazy how I’m 31 years old and still I can get so entirely mentally derailed by a new crush. This part of my brain has not aged past 13 I think. I’m doodling our names together on a notebook
June 27, 2025 at 4:50 AM
It’s crazy how I’m 31 years old and still I can get so entirely mentally derailed by a new crush. This part of my brain has not aged past 13 I think. I’m doodling our names together on a notebook
I tried so fucking hard to get this shipment out today. It needs to go out today. But every goddamn chain in the chain of events that would allow me to get this shipment out today failed me. I am defeated so it goes out tomorrow. I screamed into a pillow but that’s not enough. does anyone have a gun
June 13, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I tried so fucking hard to get this shipment out today. It needs to go out today. But every goddamn chain in the chain of events that would allow me to get this shipment out today failed me. I am defeated so it goes out tomorrow. I screamed into a pillow but that’s not enough. does anyone have a gun
girl why do I have the Fisher Price Baby DJ set tune stuck in my head when I do not have a baby nor have I ever been in the same room as a Fisher Price Baby DJ set. you watch a tiktok one time and your brain never lets you live it down
June 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
girl why do I have the Fisher Price Baby DJ set tune stuck in my head when I do not have a baby nor have I ever been in the same room as a Fisher Price Baby DJ set. you watch a tiktok one time and your brain never lets you live it down
at this point I do not know how or why F1 is different than nascar and I don’t really care to ask
June 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
at this point I do not know how or why F1 is different than nascar and I don’t really care to ask
is it part of CVS’s company culture to have at least one screaming baby in all stores at all times of day and night
May 31, 2025 at 8:03 PM
is it part of CVS’s company culture to have at least one screaming baby in all stores at all times of day and night
he made his k dealer relocate to DC, cant just leave cold turkey. until he finds him a new place elsewhere, of course
Heads up: Trump just said Elon Musk "is not really leaving."
May 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
he made his k dealer relocate to DC, cant just leave cold turkey. until he finds him a new place elsewhere, of course
Contradicting HHS Secretary Shit From A Butt, CDC recommends using toilet paper and showering regularly for keeping your rear clean & disease-free
Breaking news: Contradicting HHS Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the CDC continues to recommend the coronavirus vaccines for healthy children, according to new documentation posted to the agency's website.
Contradicting RFK Jr., CDC keeps recommending covid vaccine for kids
While RFK Jr. said coronavirus vaccines would be removed from the CDC schedule for healthy children, it’s still recommended in consultation with doctors.
www.washingtonpost.com
May 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Contradicting HHS Secretary Shit From A Butt, CDC recommends using toilet paper and showering regularly for keeping your rear clean & disease-free
my body is a finely tuned machine. in goes food and out comes piss and shit. sometimes fart
May 28, 2025 at 8:09 AM
my body is a finely tuned machine. in goes food and out comes piss and shit. sometimes fart
are any ideas truly original? or does every new idea in part stem from a root of subsequent, previous ideas? meaning that nothing is original, rather evolutions of previous selves?
May 16, 2025 at 2:44 AM
are any ideas truly original? or does every new idea in part stem from a root of subsequent, previous ideas? meaning that nothing is original, rather evolutions of previous selves?
Fork found in kitchen
Chris Brown was arrested early this morning in Manchester on suspicion of grievous bodily harm.
May 15, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Fork found in kitchen
pardoning doofus Chauvin feels like the GOP going “pleeeeeeeeeease riot you aren’t rioting like we want you to oh please oh please oh pleeeeeassse” to the Black community. a desperate attempt at a reaction. and y’all are not giving it to them and I love and respect u for that
May 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
pardoning doofus Chauvin feels like the GOP going “pleeeeeeeeeease riot you aren’t rioting like we want you to oh please oh please oh pleeeeeassse” to the Black community. a desperate attempt at a reaction. and y’all are not giving it to them and I love and respect u for that
one of the more infuriating aspects of this bipartisan gerontocracy we are held captive in is that I - for the life of me - do not understand why they don’t want to retire. why do you WANT to work long past the point of becoming a gently alive corpse? have you heard of the beach???
May 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
one of the more infuriating aspects of this bipartisan gerontocracy we are held captive in is that I - for the life of me - do not understand why they don’t want to retire. why do you WANT to work long past the point of becoming a gently alive corpse? have you heard of the beach???
in defense of the people of New York, the mayor does not work for us. they work for the NYPD, real estate market and wall st. and those MFs make damn sure any mayoral candidate with a modicum of sympathy for the working class gets pushed out. anyways I’m voting for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
“How could America choose to reelect Trump when we know he’s a huge corrupt piece of shit?” ask people in a city about to make Andrew Cuomo their mayor
May 13, 2025 at 2:32 PM
in defense of the people of New York, the mayor does not work for us. they work for the NYPD, real estate market and wall st. and those MFs make damn sure any mayoral candidate with a modicum of sympathy for the working class gets pushed out. anyways I’m voting for @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
three cats where each one is named Edgar, Allen, and Poe
May 13, 2025 at 2:19 PM
three cats where each one is named Edgar, Allen, and Poe
I think it’s totally cool that trump was gifted the Not A Bribe Plane!!! what a beautiful plane that is not at all a bribe. personally I think RFK jr should take it to work & on other little mundane trips. have him spend as much time in that Not A Bribe plane as possible. for no reason… of course
May 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I think it’s totally cool that trump was gifted the Not A Bribe Plane!!! what a beautiful plane that is not at all a bribe. personally I think RFK jr should take it to work & on other little mundane trips. have him spend as much time in that Not A Bribe plane as possible. for no reason… of course
ok so now we’re just importing racists
The United States will start bringing the first group of white South African refugees next week.
President Trump’s administration says the refugees have been victims of “racial discrimination.”
President Trump’s administration says the refugees have been victims of “racial discrimination.”
May 11, 2025 at 4:14 AM
ok so now we’re just importing racists
keep this bitch a w a y from blood
Elizabeth Holmes is in prison for defrauding investors through her blood-testing company, Theranos. Her partner, Billy Evans, is now trying to raise money for a company that describes itself as “the future of diagnostics.” nyti.ms/3FbtZm9
May 10, 2025 at 6:41 PM
keep this bitch a w a y from blood
I’m a strategist for the Democratic Party. I just typed ‘trumpty dumpty’ in the text box on our official Twitter account and hit send tweet. I now have one hundred thousand dollars. why do we keep losing
May 6, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I’m a strategist for the Democratic Party. I just typed ‘trumpty dumpty’ in the text box on our official Twitter account and hit send tweet. I now have one hundred thousand dollars. why do we keep losing
are these people allergic a proper vacation??? require an epi pen to deal with thoughts of Hanging Out????????
May 5, 2025 at 6:17 AM
are these people allergic a proper vacation??? require an epi pen to deal with thoughts of Hanging Out????????