Helledest Scrolls
@eldestscrolls.bsky.social
Paperclips and bubblegum. She/Her. 🏳️🌈
The daughter my mother couldn't burn.
Toronto, Canada
https://linktr.ee/michellevynessa
The daughter my mother couldn't burn.
Toronto, Canada
https://linktr.ee/michellevynessa
That was the most Lord of the Rings ending I've since since Lord of the Rings.
January 1, 2026 at 7:32 PM
That was the most Lord of the Rings ending I've since since Lord of the Rings.
May your day be restful and merry.
December 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
May your day be restful and merry.
Now playing Placid Plastic Duck Simulator
December 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Now playing Placid Plastic Duck Simulator
Targeted advertising with a miss. A very big miss. 😂🤣
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Targeted advertising with a miss. A very big miss. 😂🤣
Pictured: One Sandwich
December 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Pictured: One Sandwich
In some interesting timing, I just started reading a cyberpunk book called The Blind Spot. How about that? lol
December 3, 2025 at 3:22 PM
In some interesting timing, I just started reading a cyberpunk book called The Blind Spot. How about that? lol
Someone has had her place staked in my bed all day. She's refusing to leave!!
November 29, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Someone has had her place staked in my bed all day. She's refusing to leave!!
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
November 24, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Without downloading new pics, what is it like dating you?
Here you go @annazand.bsky.social Fancy adjacent. 💅
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Here you go @annazand.bsky.social Fancy adjacent. 💅
Our Freedom of Expression laws are a bit different in Canada. Hate speech isn't well accepted here.
www.justice.gc.ca/eng/csj-sjc/...
www.justice.gc.ca/eng/csj-sjc/...
November 10, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Our Freedom of Expression laws are a bit different in Canada. Hate speech isn't well accepted here.
www.justice.gc.ca/eng/csj-sjc/...
www.justice.gc.ca/eng/csj-sjc/...
This feels inappropriate. 🫢
November 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
This feels inappropriate. 🫢
Me, sees very large birb land on top of radio tower: There's a nest at the top!
Boss: No, that's just the lights.
Tower Climber: Yes, that's a nest *shows photo*
Boss: Oh.
Me: ...
Boss: No, that's just the lights.
Tower Climber: Yes, that's a nest *shows photo*
Boss: Oh.
Me: ...
November 6, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Me, sees very large birb land on top of radio tower: There's a nest at the top!
Boss: No, that's just the lights.
Tower Climber: Yes, that's a nest *shows photo*
Boss: Oh.
Me: ...
Boss: No, that's just the lights.
Tower Climber: Yes, that's a nest *shows photo*
Boss: Oh.
Me: ...
I was Today Years Old when I learned that the entire run of Train 48 is on Prime. The question is, will it hold up?
November 3, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I was Today Years Old when I learned that the entire run of Train 48 is on Prime. The question is, will it hold up?
Can we have three more of those please? Blue Jays take the Dodgers 11-4.
October 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Can we have three more of those please? Blue Jays take the Dodgers 11-4.
On behalf of Toronto, thanks Luna! ⚾
October 21, 2025 at 7:12 PM
On behalf of Toronto, thanks Luna! ⚾
Showing a little ass on main
October 15, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Showing a little ass on main
Harsh, but fair.
October 8, 2025 at 6:54 PM
Harsh, but fair.
Time to heat up the toaster, I guess!
September 16, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Time to heat up the toaster, I guess!
Meanwhile, on Reddit...
September 15, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Meanwhile, on Reddit...