Helledest Scrolls
@eldestscrolls.bsky.social
Paperclips and bubblegum. She/Her. 🏳️🌈
The daughter my mother couldn't burn.
Toronto, Canada
https://linktr.ee/michellevynessa
The daughter my mother couldn't burn.
Toronto, Canada
https://linktr.ee/michellevynessa
Pinned
a woman in a blue shirt is throwing a baseball
Alt: a woman in a blue shirt is dancing and waving pompoms
media.tenor.com
Seriously, the amount of people who follow me assuming I'm American is hilarious. Hate to break it to you, but I'm Canadian. I'd like to help you with your Taco problem, but I can't. I'm sorry.
I'll cheer you on from the sidelines, though!
I'll cheer you on from the sidelines, though!
May your day be restful and merry.
December 25, 2025 at 8:17 PM
May your day be restful and merry.
Phase 3: Operation Birb has commenced!
Phase 1 of Christmas In The Kitchen: Operation Pancakes and Bacon is complete. Soon, Phase 2: Pumpkin Pie-a-rama
December 25, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Phase 3: Operation Birb has commenced!
Phase 1 of Christmas In The Kitchen: Operation Pancakes and Bacon is complete. Soon, Phase 2: Pumpkin Pie-a-rama
December 25, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Phase 1 of Christmas In The Kitchen: Operation Pancakes and Bacon is complete. Soon, Phase 2: Pumpkin Pie-a-rama
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Facebook blocked my post warning people that the US government is targeting NGOs who are identifying those who falsify the horrific history of residential school abuse.
Marco Rubio is using state sanctions against people calling out disinformation. Facebook trying to shut down discussion on this.
Marco Rubio is using state sanctions against people calling out disinformation. Facebook trying to shut down discussion on this.
December 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Facebook blocked my post warning people that the US government is targeting NGOs who are identifying those who falsify the horrific history of residential school abuse.
Marco Rubio is using state sanctions against people calling out disinformation. Facebook trying to shut down discussion on this.
Marco Rubio is using state sanctions against people calling out disinformation. Facebook trying to shut down discussion on this.
how i’m showing up for the Bluesky xmas party
December 24, 2025 at 2:59 AM
how i’m showing up for the Bluesky xmas party
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I helped a nurse this weekend figure out how to change gender and pronouns in a transitioning patient's chart and although it wasn't difficult to do, it should be something everyone is asked on admission
December 22, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I helped a nurse this weekend figure out how to change gender and pronouns in a transitioning patient's chart and although it wasn't difficult to do, it should be something everyone is asked on admission
Now playing Placid Plastic Duck Simulator
December 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Now playing Placid Plastic Duck Simulator
Happy solstice to all!
a group of women are dancing around a fire in a field at night .
ALT: a group of women are dancing around a fire in a field at night .
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December 21, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Happy solstice to all!
Yes.
What are you thinking about?
1. cat wizards
2. ghosts & cheese
3. castles on forgotten shores
4. sleeping for 1,000 years
1. cat wizards
2. ghosts & cheese
3. castles on forgotten shores
4. sleeping for 1,000 years
December 20, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Yes.
Last week, I thought I was missing a d8 from my dice tray and shook my fist at my cat, who is known for doing such things.
Tonight I discovered that it was in my tray, so unless she figured out how to lift a book and put the die back in the tray, or it was there the whole time and I'm a goober.
Tonight I discovered that it was in my tray, so unless she figured out how to lift a book and put the die back in the tray, or it was there the whole time and I'm a goober.
December 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Last week, I thought I was missing a d8 from my dice tray and shook my fist at my cat, who is known for doing such things.
Tonight I discovered that it was in my tray, so unless she figured out how to lift a book and put the die back in the tray, or it was there the whole time and I'm a goober.
Tonight I discovered that it was in my tray, so unless she figured out how to lift a book and put the die back in the tray, or it was there the whole time and I'm a goober.
This morning, in the same article, I saw FIFTEEN ads for cellphones. I bought one last week, received it on Monday, and have no further shopping needs for cell phones at this time.
Targeted ads are bad at their jobs.
Targeted ads are bad at their jobs.
December 19, 2025 at 4:21 PM
This morning, in the same article, I saw FIFTEEN ads for cellphones. I bought one last week, received it on Monday, and have no further shopping needs for cell phones at this time.
Targeted ads are bad at their jobs.
Targeted ads are bad at their jobs.
Dear Samsung: Can you knock it off with this Bixby shit? I did not use it on my last three phones, I'm not gonna start now. JFC!! 🤬
December 16, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Dear Samsung: Can you knock it off with this Bixby shit? I did not use it on my last three phones, I'm not gonna start now. JFC!! 🤬
This lecture could have been given yesterday an been just as true as it was a decade ago. If you have about an hour, have a listen to this. (1.25x speed works, too!)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmTH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmTH...
Tim Wise Lecture - 'Colorblind' (2016)
YouTube video by Stetson University
www.youtube.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
This lecture could have been given yesterday an been just as true as it was a decade ago. If you have about an hour, have a listen to this. (1.25x speed works, too!)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmTH...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmTH...
@smiffster.bsky.social I see the Teenager has already given you the Thing. I haven't another way to comment on this at the moment lol
December 11, 2025 at 10:56 PM
@smiffster.bsky.social I see the Teenager has already given you the Thing. I haven't another way to comment on this at the moment lol
New phone needs to ship faster. I'm not good at waiting.
a woman is laying on a bed with a pillow and a ring on her finger and the words `` just waiting '' .
ALT: a woman is laying on a bed with a pillow and a ring on her finger and the words `` just waiting '' .
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December 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
New phone needs to ship faster. I'm not good at waiting.
"Roll for initiative"
Missed the deadline
WEATHER IS HAPPENING
December 9, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"Roll for initiative"
Happy Pansexual Pride Day for those who celebrate!
a colorful banner with the word pan pride written on it
ALT: a colorful banner with the word pan pride written on it
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Happy Pansexual Pride Day for those who celebrate!
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
Your daily fortune:
Today you will find success. Success at feeling overwhelmed, and spilling wine on your favorite sweater.
Today you will find success. Success at feeling overwhelmed, and spilling wine on your favorite sweater.
December 8, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Targeted advertising with a miss. A very big miss. 😂🤣
December 8, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Targeted advertising with a miss. A very big miss. 😂🤣
Should you look at a tent in disgust, don't be disgusted at the people who need the tent. Be disgusted that they do.
Homeless encampments: “Each tent is a reminder that we have collectively failed as a society”
Homeless encampments: "Each tent is a reminder that we have collectively failed as a society"
The City of Montreal is currently developing a protocol for homeless encampments, one that “respects the dignity of occupants.”
cultmtl.com
December 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Should you look at a tent in disgust, don't be disgusted at the people who need the tent. Be disgusted that they do.