Please don't keep us in suspense; what answer did ChatGPT provide you as to why they don't?

Sorry to necro this, but can we perhaps suggest they retire?

Rebels have also seized a lot of ground elsewhere in Daraa governorate, as well as in neighboring Quneitra governorate. Local Druze forces and more run of the mill rebel forces have also taken territory in Suwayda governorate.

We've wondered aloud about the constitutional crisis of a president pardoning themselves, but if we're talking about dangerous criminals, can Trump deport himself along with half his incoming administration?

On some right-wing talk show, somewhere:
"Come, now; we all know this is to avoid the influence of the incredibly liberal..."
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"...FBI?!? Can someone confirm this, please? What's that - you would, except they're the FBI so we can't trust what they say? Okay, that checks out."