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“I don’t even want to come in out of the rain.”
And not stop until we’ve excerpted the poem in its entirely, 300 characters at a go.
January 28, 2026 at 4:27 PM
Tempted beyond words to repost your repost of my repost.
January 28, 2026 at 4:25 PM
Oh, that’s good
January 28, 2026 at 4:19 PM
“I don’t believe in phrenology, I just like to do phrenology.”

And what a weird thing to say about dogs! That’s not…that’s not a thing, my dude. That’s not how any of this works.
January 28, 2026 at 3:40 AM
*So* appropriate, though! I am someone who *enjoys* shoveling snow and does *not* have tantrums, and my clearest memory of the time was my very stoic and very Yankee neighbor coming by just as I was having a shovel-flinging tantrum in my driveway and quietly asking if I’d like him to get the plow.
January 27, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Okay, but being furious at Gmail for this is completely rational. (Happy impending birthday!)
January 24, 2026 at 5:44 PM
I feel like Vance and I have different definitions re: “creation and sustenance of human life.”
January 23, 2026 at 8:05 PM
HE WAS FILMING WHEN HE EXECUTED HER I DO NOT THINK BODY CAMERAS ARE GOING TO SAVE US.

Just sayin'.
January 19, 2026 at 12:43 AM
My second thought!
January 18, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I feel like my answer can’t really be YellowBrickRoad. But: YellowBrickRoad.
January 18, 2026 at 12:21 PM
Both is good!
January 18, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Thank you; I hate it so much. 😂
January 13, 2026 at 12:25 AM
So are they?
January 12, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Imagine being awful enough to make upper Midwesterners inconvenience you on purpose.
January 12, 2026 at 11:14 PM
AH. ❤️
January 12, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I know so many people who wish so hard that it worked that way.
January 12, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Oh, gosh, I haven’t seen this one before. Thank you for sharing!
January 12, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Honestly that sounds great and I hope you love the class!
January 10, 2026 at 7:04 PM
So close. So close.
January 9, 2026 at 10:45 PM