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Coach Eleacore
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Last name used to be ironic till it wasn't | 30 | sie/hir
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I can't wait to recreate the meme in reverse. every naval engagement from 2043 onwards gonna be like The USS Sword Of The God-Emperor vs. fifteen identical copies of the PLAN '我们昨天建造了它' supplied by a ship that does nothing but make hot pot for the other ships
President Trump will announce on Monday a new type of large warship he is calling “battleships,” marking a step toward achieving the president’s vision for a new “Golden Fleet.”
Trump To Announce Navy Will Buy New ‘Battleship’
The new warship will be the latest in what the White House envisions as a “Golden Fleet.”
on.wsj.com
December 22, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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My biggest issue with gacha games is that I believe every woman is a five-star ultra rare limited pull.
December 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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having a kiki and showing booba
March 19, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Leftist will say they dream of dancing in the mansions of the billionaires they've killed, and then go "ew, Saltburn"
January 27, 2024 at 10:32 AM
If I lived forever and saw my friends peacefully die, I'd simply make more friends. If I had forever time I could be friends with everyone. That'd be pretty nifty.
January 8, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Need a sex dungeon designed by Florence Knoll
December 28, 2023 at 5:42 PM
I'm like if Raymond Loewy designed a woman
December 28, 2023 at 5:31 PM
Prompter magnum gloriam this fag dick you scum fuck
December 19, 2023 at 4:33 PM
Et in terra pax hominbus you rat fuck
December 19, 2023 at 4:31 PM
Dona nobis pacem you son of a bitch
December 19, 2023 at 4:31 PM
I'm like if they made Steve McQueen a woman... a Stevie McKing if you will
December 11, 2023 at 4:21 PM
Bad ass that I have medication instructions that say "TAKE TWO TABLETS BY MOUTH IN A SINGLE DOSE WITHIN 72 HOURS OF CONDOMLESS SEX"
December 11, 2023 at 3:55 PM
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Hahaha I started moving and hurt so much *I* couldn't ignore it. I'm overdrawn, minimum $700 short for rent, and I really need to see the dr to check on this cyst. If you have spare blessings, I'd be grateful
Venmo.com/somuchpanash
Cash.me/somuchpanash
Ko-fi.com/somuchpanash
November 30, 2023 at 1:29 AM
Saw the phrase "TGIF: The Grind Includes Friday" at work today and I think I'm going to be sick
December 1, 2023 at 12:37 AM
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Sidenote: if you white and trans, ESPECIALLY transfemme, you should be sharing the quoted thread AND internalizing it.

You cannot pass this off to others. No, you probably ain’t doing enough. Most of y’all ain’t even White Critical yet.

You need to do fucking better.
November 27, 2023 at 9:36 AM
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Often, Transfemme Dommes/Tops don’t get to experience being treated like they’re a girl. They’re the ones making others feel feminine, and being stuck back into perceived masculine roles.

You deserve to feel like a girl too, you deserve that experience, that euphoria.
November 25, 2023 at 12:06 AM
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Flowers please for the love of gods get your transfemmes flowers I’m begging you. Even for no goddamn reason like. Not because they did something or it’s a special day just go down to the grocery store and get them a bouquet and give it to them PLEASE
November 25, 2023 at 12:10 AM
"I don't know, I don't really get the munchies 🤷‍♀️" my friend says as she pours herself a second bowl of cereal after we had some pizza earlier
November 21, 2023 at 6:09 PM
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*slaps their ass* this is my load-bearing puppy
November 20, 2023 at 2:56 AM
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...am I doing t4t dating wrong?
t4t dates are really just "oh, things aren't good at home? of course you can crash at my place for a few days. we can do the customary therapy to dirty nasty traumakink sex pipeline, it'll be great!"
November 17, 2023 at 7:20 PM
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Tag yourself I'm Gorl stopper

(ALL CREDIT FOR THE IMAGE TO SUPPER MARIO BROTH ON TWITTER FOLLOW THEM)
November 11, 2023 at 6:28 PM
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why did nobody tell me that ken block's daughter did a tribute drive in the hoonipigasus up pikes peak in the hill climb race????? was i supposed to just discover that myself and NOT cry????
November 11, 2023 at 3:23 AM
HELP: I'm going to MAGfest so I need a new, relatively cheap, green/white MTG deck. Preferably one with angels and that gives off the vibe that I'm 100% down for casual group sex with strangers. Thanks! :)
November 10, 2023 at 4:33 AM
November 9, 2023 at 2:04 AM
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Lessie Benningfield Randle, whose 109th birthday is on Friday, survived the 1921 Tulsa race massacre

Her lawyers are making a final bid to force Tulsa and others to answer for it

“I would like to see justice. But I don't know if I will ever see that"
Nearing Her 109th Birthday, and Still Waiting for Her Day in Court
Lessie Benningfield Randle survived the Tulsa race massacre of 1921. Her lawyers are making what they say is a final bid to keep her case alive.
www.nytimes.com
November 8, 2023 at 1:27 PM