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Aevee Bee
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I am a bee and I use all six of my delicate insect limbs and fat fuzzy ass to work on video games such as WE KNOW THE DEVIL, HEAVEN WILL BE MINE, NEON WHITE and some other stuff.
DSII was how they figured out how to mass produce dark souls. A lot of it is wierd, and many experiments do not pan out, and there's a whole lot of it (some of which sucks), but you don't get to Elden Ring without it.
It's been so critically rehabilitated now DSIII is the most unfairly maligned one.
January 16, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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My game will be very unfriendly to newcomers and also piss off veterans
January 16, 2026 at 5:41 PM
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January 15, 2026 at 5:53 AM
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instead of social media, have you tried: a paper bag you hold up to your mouth and scream "no one is taking my feelings seriously!!!!" into
January 15, 2026 at 8:22 PM
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Mmmm those strange cities of unreal proportion and uneasy atmosphere, where a time of great action is swiftly approaching or (catastrophically) just past.... Ahhhh.... And of course, the plazas and caverns and fields where I observe towering blocks of inscrutable machinery. And high school sometimes
Treating myself to some of the original "lost media" (eventful dreams I only hintingly remember upon waking)
January 14, 2026 at 7:32 PM
this has 100000000 notes to me
January 15, 2026 at 11:42 PM
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found these saved in an old images folder like they were meant to be posted but i don't recall ever making them. they're yours now
November 20, 2024 at 11:17 PM
This website sucks ass and is managed by people who would fail a wallet inspection. But it also shows me more pictures of Char Aznable's fat jugs than I've ever seen before in my life.
January 15, 2026 at 9:51 PM
The best part is talking to one of them after the quest and she says it again for nothing. It was a highly spiritual moment for me.
January 15, 2026 at 7:16 PM
putting Lightning in a frilly dress she hates with little kitty ears produces the same emotions in me as doing this to Cloud. these emotions are of the purest kind; progressive, spiritually enlightened, and deeply philosophical on the nature of gender and sexuality, as you can plainly see by my face
January 15, 2026 at 7:05 PM
Final Fantasy xiii-iii is kind of like a yakuza game if kiryu was jesus
January 15, 2026 at 6:49 PM
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SATAN, THE ACCUSER: Your humble servant Job is a college student with MAME on his computer who thinks Mark of the Wolves and Last Blade are the coolest games ever. I propose putting his faith to the ultimate test...

GOD: You may proceed.
October 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Robert Nozick: I’m saying people would reject this theoretical Experience Machine, because they want to know they are in the real world

Me (not looking up from my phone): One moment. The horse girls need my guidance
January 14, 2026 at 10:52 PM
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Will someone just tell George Kamitani that releasing the entire Vanillaware catalog on Steam will cause his company to become financially solvent enough to produce the next three Vanillaware games?

Okay, two-point-two-five Vanillaware games. I know his spending habits.
January 14, 2026 at 1:30 PM
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Glad we don't have to deal with this shit anymore
January 12, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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HEY WASHINGTON FURRIES

WANT TO GIVE FURAFFINITY YOUR CREDIT CARD INFO?

WANT TO SHOW ID FOR FUCKING *BLUESKY*???

CALL YOUR FUCKING REPS I SWEAR TO GOD

HB 2112 WILL FUCK YOU UP

app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2112

app.leg.wa.gov/memberemail/
January 11, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Playing a good video games will make you want to make a video game. But playing a bad video game will give you a slowly-building frenzy meter you can only suppress by actually making a video game.
January 12, 2026 at 7:05 PM
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I am working with a team of scientists on creating a cigarette flavored low fat yogurt.
November 4, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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if you live in WA and like going online freely you should oppose this bill bigtime, tell your friends!!!! get this shit shot down!
Washington State residents: they’re trying to pull online age verification bullshittery here too. This bill would require people to upload their ID/credit card to view online adult content. You can complain to your reps here: app.leg.wa.gov/pbc/bill/2112
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app.leg.wa.gov
January 11, 2026 at 7:24 PM
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Ramza Beoulve: So “broth of bean” is actually a pretty good egg white substitute, you can whip it up and make vegan pisco sours

All the people who were mad about the aristocracy before: (cheers and celebration)
January 10, 2026 at 12:20 AM
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Discord wants to know how you feel about AI.

Go tell them: discord.sjc1.qualtrics.com/jfe/form/SV_...
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January 10, 2026 at 12:53 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Going to start calling open world games "worldslop"
January 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Players don't know what they want, are wrong about everything, and my main goal as a designer is to make them feel as bad as possible.
None of that would be possible without paying careful attention to their wants and needs to ensure my work disregards them as utterly and painfully as I can manage.
January 6, 2026 at 11:20 PM