chimera aunt
@strangelittlevine.bsky.social
they made my chain even heavier, if you can imagine
he/they
he/they
Pinned
"In a rich man's house there is no place to sit but his face"
-Diogenes
-Diogenes
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Yes, when a fellow’s soaked through, it’s hard to be sensible, that’s a fact.
December 10, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Yes, when a fellow’s soaked through, it’s hard to be sensible, that’s a fact.
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[to the tune of Unto Others - Butterfly]
Penis Guy / I'm sucking off your thing
Penis Guy / I'm sucking off your thing
June 9, 2025 at 5:29 PM
[to the tune of Unto Others - Butterfly]
Penis Guy / I'm sucking off your thing
Penis Guy / I'm sucking off your thing
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when my squadmate is insulting our sanctioned psykers
December 9, 2025 at 8:48 PM
when my squadmate is insulting our sanctioned psykers
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[me flirting with an older man] hows ur hose water
October 27, 2025 at 10:18 PM
[me flirting with an older man] hows ur hose water
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that’s craaaazy
December 9, 2025 at 3:29 PM
that’s craaaazy
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
26TH CENTURY HISTORIAN: The "Grinch" was treated as a peculiar sort of secular saint,
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
26TH CENTURY HISTORIAN: The "Grinch" was treated as a peculiar sort of secular saint,
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GRINCHREVIEWS tinned food rating for last can of who hash
December 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
GRINCHREVIEWS tinned food rating for last can of who hash
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I would have called it yugioh card
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I would have called it yugioh card
[to the tune of Judas Priest - Breaking The Law]
Circuit design, circuit design (🎸BAH BAHHH)
Circuit design, circuit design
Circuit design, circuit design (🎸BAH BAHHH)
Circuit design, circuit design
December 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
[to the tune of Judas Priest - Breaking The Law]
Circuit design, circuit design (🎸BAH BAHHH)
Circuit design, circuit design
Circuit design, circuit design (🎸BAH BAHHH)
Circuit design, circuit design
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My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
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just remembered a recent set where I dropped a game before I noticed that my opponent was psychologically incapable of crouching for any reason ever :)
a Tekken match is not a series of system interactions or a pair of competing movelists. a Tekken match is a character study. Tekken is other people
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
just remembered a recent set where I dropped a game before I noticed that my opponent was psychologically incapable of crouching for any reason ever :)
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SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
August 25, 2024 at 3:12 AM
SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
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TWEWY style Lloyd Bannings
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
TWEWY style Lloyd Bannings
I firmly believe that in fighting games, it is my least sane and reasonable decisions that I am most proud of
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I firmly believe that in fighting games, it is my least sane and reasonable decisions that I am most proud of
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COURIER: <Speech 80> What if we replace oxygen with swag?
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
December 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
COURIER: <Speech 80> What if we replace oxygen with swag?
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
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I love these posts so much
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I love these posts so much
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the dissonance is between the evil clown and the nice father
Butwhat about the dissonance.....
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 AM
the dissonance is between the evil clown and the nice father
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play soulsov it's all narrative without any of that damn ludo
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM
play soulsov it's all narrative without any of that damn ludo
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Hot Witch COLLECTION vol. 5
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Hot Witch COLLECTION vol. 5
Tekken 8 season 3 could make the game worse and more evil with every single patch and still not drive me away. they just can't make a change that feels bad enough to offset how GOOD it feels to drop five straight rounds to a guy and then run it back on him for SIX straight
December 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Tekken 8 season 3 could make the game worse and more evil with every single patch and still not drive me away. they just can't make a change that feels bad enough to offset how GOOD it feels to drop five straight rounds to a guy and then run it back on him for SIX straight
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haha. Is there even a hell hot enough
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
haha. Is there even a hell hot enough