chimera aunt
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they made my chain even heavier, if you can imagine
he/they
he/they
Pinned
"In a rich man's house there is no place to sit but his face"
-Diogenes
-Diogenes
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Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
December 9, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Everyone imitates Tolkien all the time except when it comes to the one way it would really matter: making the protagonist of your novel for children a short, fat, 50-year-old man who doesn't want to do anything.
26TH CENTURY HISTORIAN: The "Grinch" was treated as a peculiar sort of secular saint,
December 8, 2025 at 10:48 PM
26TH CENTURY HISTORIAN: The "Grinch" was treated as a peculiar sort of secular saint,
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GRINCHREVIEWS tinned food rating for last can of who hash
December 8, 2025 at 10:35 PM
GRINCHREVIEWS tinned food rating for last can of who hash
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I would have called it yugioh card
December 8, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I would have called it yugioh card
[to the tune of Judas Priest - Breaking The Law]
Circuit design, circuit design (🎸BAH BAHHH)
Circuit design, circuit design
Circuit design, circuit design (🎸BAH BAHHH)
Circuit design, circuit design
December 8, 2025 at 7:40 PM
[to the tune of Judas Priest - Breaking The Law]
Circuit design, circuit design (🎸BAH BAHHH)
Circuit design, circuit design
Circuit design, circuit design (🎸BAH BAHHH)
Circuit design, circuit design
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My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
December 6, 2025 at 2:38 AM
My wife left open the gate to the yard and I ran out into the street. I could have really hurt myself.
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just remembered a recent set where I dropped a game before I noticed that my opponent was psychologically incapable of crouching for any reason ever :)
a Tekken match is not a series of system interactions or a pair of competing movelists. a Tekken match is a character study. Tekken is other people
December 7, 2025 at 10:59 PM
just remembered a recent set where I dropped a game before I noticed that my opponent was psychologically incapable of crouching for any reason ever :)
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SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
August 25, 2024 at 3:12 AM
SPOCK: you are being.. highly illogical
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
ME (WATCHING TV): ok he's got you there kirk
KIRK: but mr spock, mankind did not, endeavor to, reach out and, touch the stars, armed only with, cold hard logic, but driven, by our passionate impulsive, illogical humanity
ME: hey yeah fuck you spock
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TWEWY style Lloyd Bannings
December 7, 2025 at 5:12 PM
TWEWY style Lloyd Bannings
I firmly believe that in fighting games, it is my least sane and reasonable decisions that I am most proud of
December 7, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I firmly believe that in fighting games, it is my least sane and reasonable decisions that I am most proud of
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COURIER: <Speech 80> What if we replace oxygen with swag?
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
December 6, 2025 at 8:10 PM
COURIER: <Speech 80> What if we replace oxygen with swag?
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
ULYSSES: thought about it. came close a couple times. but it changes you. swag can kill you. swag is a new kind of history.
COURIER: <Science 95> It's basic chemistry. Decay, change, transformation.
ULYSSES: makes no difference to history.
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I love these posts so much
December 6, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I love these posts so much
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the dissonance is between the evil clown and the nice father
Butwhat about the dissonance.....
December 6, 2025 at 6:59 AM
the dissonance is between the evil clown and the nice father
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play soulsov it's all narrative without any of that damn ludo
December 6, 2025 at 6:39 AM
play soulsov it's all narrative without any of that damn ludo
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Hot Witch COLLECTION vol. 5
December 6, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Hot Witch COLLECTION vol. 5
Tekken 8 season 3 could make the game worse and more evil with every single patch and still not drive me away. they just can't make a change that feels bad enough to offset how GOOD it feels to drop five straight rounds to a guy and then run it back on him for SIX straight
December 6, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Tekken 8 season 3 could make the game worse and more evil with every single patch and still not drive me away. they just can't make a change that feels bad enough to offset how GOOD it feels to drop five straight rounds to a guy and then run it back on him for SIX straight
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haha. Is there even a hell hot enough
December 5, 2025 at 11:16 PM
haha. Is there even a hell hot enough
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that's just funslop. you only like it because it's fun.
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
that's just funslop. you only like it because it's fun.
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ian bogost getting the timeline riled up by ludocentrism posting….. i will sleep soundly in my bed tonight because obama is president and idle thumbs still puts out episodes weekly and i’ve got uni in the morning for it is 2015
December 5, 2025 at 6:29 PM
ian bogost getting the timeline riled up by ludocentrism posting….. i will sleep soundly in my bed tonight because obama is president and idle thumbs still puts out episodes weekly and i’ve got uni in the morning for it is 2015
my GOAT is back
It took a while, but Nuclear Throne Update 100 is out now! (and 50% off on Steam) store.steampowered.com/app/242680/N...
December 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
my GOAT is back
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a good huff of that hot laptop air got me talking in fluent Calibri
December 4, 2025 at 7:43 PM
a good huff of that hot laptop air got me talking in fluent Calibri
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has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
has anyone else noticed that food tasted better in the past? it was mushy and easy to eat. and the spoon would come at you like an airplane
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hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it
December 5, 2025 at 4:57 AM
hillary clinton doesn't get a lot of love on this site but let's never forget she took odo's virginity with such gentleness and skill that they made a baseball card out of it