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we're bitches, not monsters
JIT scheduling is a scourge
October 18, 2023 at 9:21 PM
All hail GenZ for reclaiming the Personal Day
October 18, 2023 at 9:19 PM
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Good.
October 18, 2023 at 4:53 PM
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the real problem has been peoples fear of taking sick days at all tbh
October 18, 2023 at 5:06 PM
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I like the idea of guys who work at the cocaine dispensary who describe it in insane detail, like "This has a very heady start with a slight aspirin aftertaste but morphs into a pick-your-dead-skin vibe, and finishes with just a hint of paranoia. It's also great with tequila."
September 21, 2023 at 11:27 PM
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Sideboob should make a comeback
September 9, 2023 at 5:12 AM
Ok fine! I'll watch Suits!
September 9, 2023 at 6:31 AM
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please mother, let us back out onto the porch. we must eat dirt and bark at pedestrians. we crave chaos and sunshine.
September 2, 2023 at 3:32 PM
By 15 I was the most confident woman in the pit and all that happened was I broke bones and never got laid in HS
August 20, 2023 at 2:34 AM
August 19, 2023 at 5:58 PM
Reading this scripture aloud as I walk back to my bedroom with a starcrunch
treat yourself whenever possible

it will also make u realize others might like a treat now and then as well and u can just spread the treating around
if u are not thinking this several times a day
u are being too hard on yourself tbh
August 19, 2023 at 6:30 AM
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Idk who needs to hear this but go clean your weed pipe or bong
August 19, 2023 at 4:41 AM
After months of extensive research I can confidently state that the only "cute" microwave in existence is from the Drew Barrymore collection at Walmart
August 19, 2023 at 6:12 AM
Sup bitches
August 19, 2023 at 12:11 AM