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Serak the Preparer (she/her)
@eleanorabernathy.bsky.social
Social worker, cat mom, Certified Jewish Person, little extra spice that makes existence extra nice. The Unofficial Richmond Spiders Knitting Lady ™️ (WBB only).
It's our eleventh annual Drinksgivng! Pizza, cheap wine, Sideways, and no one is invited. Best night of the year.

@josephshabbadoo.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Maybe a bit too golden? I'm just glad they're done.
November 27, 2025 at 6:23 PM
The kugel is done!
November 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
"I require attention."
November 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Feels important to know how to say this in many languages.
October 8, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Shanah Tovah!

At first I was miffed that the rapture was supposed to happen on Rosh Hashanah but then I realized if all the evangelicals go away it'll be the best gift God ever gave us Chosen People, so now I'm all for it.
September 23, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Me, every Tuesday, but especially today.
September 16, 2025 at 8:35 PM
At a hearing to speak out against a proposed natural gas plant in our county. It's packed in here and we are all PISSED.
September 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Our son Sebastian is two today!

@josephshabbadoo.bsky.social
August 27, 2025 at 11:32 AM
If you can't be accurate, be colorful.
August 18, 2025 at 2:56 AM
🎶 My baloney has a first name, it's H-O-M-E-R

My baloney has a second name, it's H-O-M-E-R 🎶
August 17, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Happy birthday to my favorite person to watch baseball with, @josephshabbadoo.bsky.social
August 7, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Every year my husband asks me for a homemade dessert for his birthday. Every year he says he doesn't care if I use canned filling or premade pie crust. And every year I remind him that in this house we don't half-ass birthday food.

Anyway this year he got a nectarine crisp. Happy birthday darling.
August 3, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Listening to an audiobook featuring a Jewish character and it's obvious the author isn't Jewish because he talks about how we always go back to obeying God in the end. That's...very much not what Judaism is about.
July 3, 2025 at 10:26 PM
WATCH as Republicans run away in shame on their votes to cut healthcare from millions of Americans.

#VoteHellNO
July 2, 2025 at 5:06 PM
I disagree with at least two of these people being "indispensable."
June 27, 2025 at 12:55 AM
The final and possibly best food goal:

Baja fish tacos ☑️

A former neighbor of mine told me about this place in Del Mar that sells unlimited $1.29 fish tacos and we were like, SOLD. And now we're both stuffed and very pleased with ourselves.
June 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Mission burritos ☑️
Real sourdough ☑️
June 17, 2025 at 8:29 PM
June 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
At our first game of this trip. The park is perfectly fine for a AAA team. Too bad we're seeing the A's.

@josephshabbadoo.bsky.social
June 17, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Pasties ☑️
June 16, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Happy Pride y'all.

@josephshabbadoo.bsky.social
June 13, 2025 at 10:02 PM
June 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly (1966)
June 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Today in unhinged Boomer shit from Facebook:
June 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM