Jay Jovie Fitzgerald
@eleanorfitzgerald.bsky.social
Indie Horror Author, Poet, ⚧️🏳️⚧️, Guinea Pig owner, I will mostly shitpost and give exciting snippets about my writing
"Welcome to the Real Men's Outfit Store. We have both kinds of men's clothing; Sissy and Femboy!"
September 20, 2025 at 2:35 PM
"Welcome to the Real Men's Outfit Store. We have both kinds of men's clothing; Sissy and Femboy!"
A wonderful slip of the tongue from @queex.bsky.social regarding Clair Obscura - "This has a wonderful Estrus Flask type mechanic to it"
May 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
A wonderful slip of the tongue from @queex.bsky.social regarding Clair Obscura - "This has a wonderful Estrus Flask type mechanic to it"
I managed to misspell satisfied as satsissified this morning, which is a whole different thing.
April 18, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I managed to misspell satisfied as satsissified this morning, which is a whole different thing.
The true goal of finding out a fae's true name is to make it your lifestyle sub
April 13, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The true goal of finding out a fae's true name is to make it your lifestyle sub
Points at the fenced-off area of Limbo: "What's that over there?"
Virgil: "Ah, that's for the unbaptised age players. Truth be told, it's gotten a bit weird since Dante was last down here."
Virgil: "Ah, that's for the unbaptised age players. Truth be told, it's gotten a bit weird since Dante was last down here."
April 5, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Points at the fenced-off area of Limbo: "What's that over there?"
Virgil: "Ah, that's for the unbaptised age players. Truth be told, it's gotten a bit weird since Dante was last down here."
Virgil: "Ah, that's for the unbaptised age players. Truth be told, it's gotten a bit weird since Dante was last down here."
When the chronic pain brain fog lifts, that's Flowers for Fibromyalgernon
March 24, 2025 at 11:06 AM
When the chronic pain brain fog lifts, that's Flowers for Fibromyalgernon
Eating a bar of Hershey's Cookies and Creme. It was palatable to start with, but it's gone all the way round to being awful again.
Getting emotional notes of The Grimace Shake, tbh.
Still gonna finish it, though.
Getting emotional notes of The Grimace Shake, tbh.
Still gonna finish it, though.
March 5, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Eating a bar of Hershey's Cookies and Creme. It was palatable to start with, but it's gone all the way round to being awful again.
Getting emotional notes of The Grimace Shake, tbh.
Still gonna finish it, though.
Getting emotional notes of The Grimace Shake, tbh.
Still gonna finish it, though.
Muttering to myself as I set my Endurance to 10 in Fallout:
"Yeah, you better tell Lloyd's of London; I want 'em running scared."
"Yeah, you better tell Lloyd's of London; I want 'em running scared."
February 21, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Muttering to myself as I set my Endurance to 10 in Fallout:
"Yeah, you better tell Lloyd's of London; I want 'em running scared."
"Yeah, you better tell Lloyd's of London; I want 'em running scared."
British Hooters, but something is gained in translation and all the staff just have massive noses
January 22, 2025 at 10:05 AM
British Hooters, but something is gained in translation and all the staff just have massive noses
Holding the bag of readigrass in front of the clamouring guinea pigs and whispering "They cover," was a bit of a weird time, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.
It's been an odd evening
It's been an odd evening
January 18, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Holding the bag of readigrass in front of the clamouring guinea pigs and whispering "They cover," was a bit of a weird time, but I enjoyed it nonetheless.
It's been an odd evening
It's been an odd evening
Today I have made the astute observation that watching the little countdown clock on my sous vide is something akin to food edging.
In other news, I am deeply excited for my confit duck for this evening.
In other news, I am deeply excited for my confit duck for this evening.
January 15, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Today I have made the astute observation that watching the little countdown clock on my sous vide is something akin to food edging.
In other news, I am deeply excited for my confit duck for this evening.
In other news, I am deeply excited for my confit duck for this evening.
Absolutely fantastic.
January 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Absolutely fantastic.
Shutting my cock in a cybertruck's boot in order to get swift and darkly ironic bottom surgery.
January 4, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Shutting my cock in a cybertruck's boot in order to get swift and darkly ironic bottom surgery.
The Panera Bread Bowl is the analingus of soup.
I will not elaborate.
I will not elaborate.
December 25, 2024 at 1:06 AM
The Panera Bread Bowl is the analingus of soup.
I will not elaborate.
I will not elaborate.
Hi, I have a patreon that's kind of fallen by the wayside in the last year for personal reasons, but I wrote a story about transphobia that's free to read. Go read it, if you want. It's not an easy read, at least emotionally, and that's the point.
www.patreon.com/posts/sample...
www.patreon.com/posts/sample...
Sample Story #1 - Poison | Eleanor Fitzgerald Writing
Get more from Eleanor Fitzgerald Writing on Patreon
www.patreon.com
November 18, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Hi, I have a patreon that's kind of fallen by the wayside in the last year for personal reasons, but I wrote a story about transphobia that's free to read. Go read it, if you want. It's not an easy read, at least emotionally, and that's the point.
www.patreon.com/posts/sample...
www.patreon.com/posts/sample...
Working on my latest horror book and realising that it's actually surprisingly hard to find construction specifics for a realdoll. Could one, for example, fit an undead skeleton inside one, for instance?
Someone out there knows the answer and it's apparently not me
Someone out there knows the answer and it's apparently not me
November 17, 2024 at 7:34 PM
Working on my latest horror book and realising that it's actually surprisingly hard to find construction specifics for a realdoll. Could one, for example, fit an undead skeleton inside one, for instance?
Someone out there knows the answer and it's apparently not me
Someone out there knows the answer and it's apparently not me
Reposted by Jay Jovie Fitzgerald
Elden Ring is about having a beautiful dream that you're Welsh. Bloodborne is about waking up in England.
November 16, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Elden Ring is about having a beautiful dream that you're Welsh. Bloodborne is about waking up in England.
Listening to the F+ Podcast about Roy Orbison once again, and this brain poison popped into my head
November 16, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Listening to the F+ Podcast about Roy Orbison once again, and this brain poison popped into my head
Well, I've finally jumped ship from twitter after burning my account to the ground.
Anyway, it's trans awareness week and some of you might not know it, but I started the medical pathway to transition ten years ago, today.
Still not done. We need better. We demand better.
Anyway, it's trans awareness week and some of you might not know it, but I started the medical pathway to transition ten years ago, today.
Still not done. We need better. We demand better.
November 14, 2024 at 10:51 AM
Well, I've finally jumped ship from twitter after burning my account to the ground.
Anyway, it's trans awareness week and some of you might not know it, but I started the medical pathway to transition ten years ago, today.
Still not done. We need better. We demand better.
Anyway, it's trans awareness week and some of you might not know it, but I started the medical pathway to transition ten years ago, today.
Still not done. We need better. We demand better.