Emerson 🍉🏳️⚧️
@electricdonkeypiss.bsky.social
Constant Reader
He/him
26
Epileptic
Autistic
BPD
Insomniac
Trans
Ambulatory wheelchair user
I know love exists because I exist and I am full of it
He/him
26
Epileptic
Autistic
BPD
Insomniac
Trans
Ambulatory wheelchair user
I know love exists because I exist and I am full of it
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Jeff Hardy Says He Wanted The Hardy Boyz To Wrestle The Usos In A Cinematic Penitentiary Match
Jeff Hardy Says He Wanted The Hardy Boyz To Wrestle The Usos In A Cinematic Penitentiary Match | Fightful News
Jeff Hardy wanted to wrestle The Usos in an actual penitentiary.
www.fightful.com
February 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Jeff Hardy Says He Wanted The Hardy Boyz To Wrestle The Usos In A Cinematic Penitentiary Match
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Going to start calling my cat Jeff Hardy the way he likes to climb to the top of the steps like a turnbuckle and Swanton Bomb me when I’m laying on the couch 😭.
February 14, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Going to start calling my cat Jeff Hardy the way he likes to climb to the top of the steps like a turnbuckle and Swanton Bomb me when I’m laying on the couch 😭.
Stuck between “I don’t wanna be here” and “every way to Unsubscibe to 2025 is either complicated or extremely painful”
What god couldn’t make a painless 💀 for someone in their 20s?
What god couldn’t make a painless 💀 for someone in their 20s?
February 14, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Stuck between “I don’t wanna be here” and “every way to Unsubscibe to 2025 is either complicated or extremely painful”
What god couldn’t make a painless 💀 for someone in their 20s?
What god couldn’t make a painless 💀 for someone in their 20s?
If you were a waiting room I would never see the doctor, I would sit in the waiting room with my first aid kit and bleed
February 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
If you were a waiting room I would never see the doctor, I would sit in the waiting room with my first aid kit and bleed
Some of the hardest emotions I go through are wanting to share myself, my feelings, my thoughts with my dad but knowing I can’t because he will never be the person I need
February 8, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Some of the hardest emotions I go through are wanting to share myself, my feelings, my thoughts with my dad but knowing I can’t because he will never be the person I need
Cut off and blocked without even a prior conversation.
Good to know that after ten years, I’m not even worth a conversation
Good to know that after ten years, I’m not even worth a conversation
January 1, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Cut off and blocked without even a prior conversation.
Good to know that after ten years, I’m not even worth a conversation
Good to know that after ten years, I’m not even worth a conversation
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God I fucking love blasphemy. Easily a top three favorite sin
December 22, 2024 at 2:18 AM
God I fucking love blasphemy. Easily a top three favorite sin
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HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE TO ALL WHO OBSERVE!
(Happy summer solstice to the rest of you.)
(Happy summer solstice to the rest of you.)
December 21, 2024 at 3:00 PM
HAPPY WINTER SOLSTICE TO ALL WHO OBSERVE!
(Happy summer solstice to the rest of you.)
(Happy summer solstice to the rest of you.)
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Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
December 20, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
Reading graphic novels is reading.
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Seeking permission to just reread an old book instead of starting another new book.
December 20, 2024 at 4:03 PM
Seeking permission to just reread an old book instead of starting another new book.
Minus lending to friends. I’ll buy you a copy instead cause I’m not about to not get a book back. ESPECIALLY not my Dark Tower book cause it took me A YEAR to find
I recommend no fewer than 4 copies of any beloved book. A paperback for traveling and lending to friends, an eBook for reading with greasy snack fingers, an audio book so you know how the characters' names are actually pronounced, and a pristine hardcover to be buried with you like a pharaoh
December 20, 2024 at 10:57 PM
Minus lending to friends. I’ll buy you a copy instead cause I’m not about to not get a book back. ESPECIALLY not my Dark Tower book cause it took me A YEAR to find
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This. This. This.
And that message carries across a huge range of circumstances.
And that message carries across a huge range of circumstances.
December 20, 2024 at 9:10 PM
This. This. This.
And that message carries across a huge range of circumstances.
And that message carries across a huge range of circumstances.
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the autistic feel of feeling like a child and an adult at the same time mentally. idk how to properly express the feeling, i hope it makes sense :c
December 20, 2024 at 9:02 PM
the autistic feel of feeling like a child and an adult at the same time mentally. idk how to properly express the feeling, i hope it makes sense :c
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Now is THIS the face of a person who'd support cutting funds of research for kids with cancer?
Yes.
Yes it is.
Yes.
Yes it is.
December 20, 2024 at 8:05 PM
Now is THIS the face of a person who'd support cutting funds of research for kids with cancer?
Yes.
Yes it is.
Yes.
Yes it is.
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Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked.
December 20, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked.
Who's there?
Nobel.
Nobel who?
Nobel, that's why I knocked.
Midnight Sun live tweet thread
-Edward is insufferable as expected
-keeping a tally of how many times refers/compares humans to children
-the 1/2-1 page scene where they meet in bio is like four pages long for Edward
-Edward is insufferable as expected
-keeping a tally of how many times refers/compares humans to children
-the 1/2-1 page scene where they meet in bio is like four pages long for Edward
December 15, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Midnight Sun live tweet thread
-Edward is insufferable as expected
-keeping a tally of how many times refers/compares humans to children
-the 1/2-1 page scene where they meet in bio is like four pages long for Edward
-Edward is insufferable as expected
-keeping a tally of how many times refers/compares humans to children
-the 1/2-1 page scene where they meet in bio is like four pages long for Edward
Now, thoughts on Midnight Sun Ch1 “First Sight”
Agree with Ed that high school is purgatory.
Weird that he’s referred/compared his classmates to children 5 times in 30 pages
VERY cute that it’s actually his devotion, admiration, and ultimate ly love for Carlisle that prevents him from 💀 Bella
Agree with Ed that high school is purgatory.
Weird that he’s referred/compared his classmates to children 5 times in 30 pages
VERY cute that it’s actually his devotion, admiration, and ultimate ly love for Carlisle that prevents him from 💀 Bella
December 14, 2024 at 7:01 AM
Now, thoughts on Midnight Sun Ch1 “First Sight”
Agree with Ed that high school is purgatory.
Weird that he’s referred/compared his classmates to children 5 times in 30 pages
VERY cute that it’s actually his devotion, admiration, and ultimate ly love for Carlisle that prevents him from 💀 Bella
Agree with Ed that high school is purgatory.
Weird that he’s referred/compared his classmates to children 5 times in 30 pages
VERY cute that it’s actually his devotion, admiration, and ultimate ly love for Carlisle that prevents him from 💀 Bella
Okaaayyy doing a twilight read through and thoughts on the first book:
Everyone is dumb. Everyone is SO DUMB.
Subsequent live tweets will be more fleshed out, I finished the first book in the hospital so gimme a break lol
Everyone is dumb. Everyone is SO DUMB.
Subsequent live tweets will be more fleshed out, I finished the first book in the hospital so gimme a break lol
December 14, 2024 at 6:58 AM
Okaaayyy doing a twilight read through and thoughts on the first book:
Everyone is dumb. Everyone is SO DUMB.
Subsequent live tweets will be more fleshed out, I finished the first book in the hospital so gimme a break lol
Everyone is dumb. Everyone is SO DUMB.
Subsequent live tweets will be more fleshed out, I finished the first book in the hospital so gimme a break lol
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My cat has two and only two settings and they are:
1) awww look at the sleepy little baby
- or -
2) I swear to god if this motherf...
1) awww look at the sleepy little baby
- or -
2) I swear to god if this motherf...
December 10, 2024 at 2:31 PM
My cat has two and only two settings and they are:
1) awww look at the sleepy little baby
- or -
2) I swear to god if this motherf...
1) awww look at the sleepy little baby
- or -
2) I swear to god if this motherf...
These are my cats, Calypso (left) and Pluto (right)
They are my heart and soul
They are my heart and soul
December 8, 2024 at 7:12 AM
These are my cats, Calypso (left) and Pluto (right)
They are my heart and soul
They are my heart and soul