t o u c h t h e b e a n s
November 9, 2025 at 10:12 AM
t o u c h t h e b e a n s
Reposted by Steeeve
BEHOLD!
My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game!
"i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm.
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!
My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game!
"i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm.
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!
i will strangle a horse by BRAINMAGE
A comedy twine-based choose-your-own-adventure game where it's your first day on The Farm, and you have One Job
brainmage.itch.io
September 26, 2025 at 9:46 AM
BEHOLD!
My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game!
"i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm.
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!
My first ever choose-your-own-adventure game!
"i will strangle a horse" - over seven and a half thousand words of absolute nonsense, as you help Martin Jenkins on his first day at The Farm.
brainmage.itch.io/i-will-stran...
Totally free to play! I mean, you can pay, but you can also not!
Given Tom Lehrer's influence on my attempts at comedic songwriting, and given the industry I work in currently being told what games it is and isn't allowed to sell by shithead payment processors, this is the song I pick by way of tribute. RIP, Mr. Lehrer - and thank you.
youtu.be/iaHDBL7dVgs
youtu.be/iaHDBL7dVgs
Tom Lehrer - Smut - LIVE FILM From Copenhagen in 1967
YouTube video by The Tom Lehrer Wisdom Channel
youtu.be
July 27, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Given Tom Lehrer's influence on my attempts at comedic songwriting, and given the industry I work in currently being told what games it is and isn't allowed to sell by shithead payment processors, this is the song I pick by way of tribute. RIP, Mr. Lehrer - and thank you.
youtu.be/iaHDBL7dVgs
youtu.be/iaHDBL7dVgs
People are posting their lock screens, for some reason.
Mine is a crop of the cover of the album my band recorded a couple of years ago, that nobody bought. I think the art is nice and the music deserved better.
Mine is a crop of the cover of the album my band recorded a couple of years ago, that nobody bought. I think the art is nice and the music deserved better.
July 26, 2025 at 2:18 PM
People are posting their lock screens, for some reason.
Mine is a crop of the cover of the album my band recorded a couple of years ago, that nobody bought. I think the art is nice and the music deserved better.
Mine is a crop of the cover of the album my band recorded a couple of years ago, that nobody bought. I think the art is nice and the music deserved better.
Spinal Tap II: The End Continues - Official Trailer | SDCC 2025
YouTube video by IGN
www.youtube.com
July 25, 2025 at 9:34 AM
@jumpovertheage.com I don't know if you're aware of B. Dolan - IMHO he's one of the finest and most thought provoking rappers out there. He's just started streaming Citizen Sleeper.
youtu.be/gM0_tydROpk?...
youtu.be/gM0_tydROpk?...
B. Dolan plays Citizen Sleeper at night, pt. 1
YouTube video by B Dolan
youtu.be
June 25, 2025 at 12:27 AM
@jumpovertheage.com I don't know if you're aware of B. Dolan - IMHO he's one of the finest and most thought provoking rappers out there. He's just started streaming Citizen Sleeper.
youtu.be/gM0_tydROpk?...
youtu.be/gM0_tydROpk?...
Room 46, day 46. I know there's a whole warren of increasingly mad rabbit holes that come after this, but I think this is where I get off. I'm not sure I even want to inherit this bloody mansion now.
May 13, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Room 46, day 46. I know there's a whole warren of increasingly mad rabbit holes that come after this, but I think this is where I get off. I'm not sure I even want to inherit this bloody mansion now.
After half a lifetime staring at computer screens, I guess this had to happen eventually.
(the glasses, I mean, not the standing next to a tiny castle. That's just something I do for fun nowadays)
(the glasses, I mean, not the standing next to a tiny castle. That's just something I do for fun nowadays)
March 21, 2025 at 10:03 AM
After half a lifetime staring at computer screens, I guess this had to happen eventually.
(the glasses, I mean, not the standing next to a tiny castle. That's just something I do for fun nowadays)
(the glasses, I mean, not the standing next to a tiny castle. That's just something I do for fun nowadays)
I've been greatly enjoying Citizen Sleeper 2. After a long day's work it's good to get some escapism, playing a lonely outsider who constantly works to the point of exhaustion to just barely scrape together a living in a hypercapitalist hellscape. What will they think of next, eh?
February 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I've been greatly enjoying Citizen Sleeper 2. After a long day's work it's good to get some escapism, playing a lonely outsider who constantly works to the point of exhaustion to just barely scrape together a living in a hypercapitalist hellscape. What will they think of next, eh?
I don't follow many people on here yet, and some people post more than others. So Bsky for me is mainly an app where @cstross.bsky.social lists people to block to stop Bsky turning into X and @aptshadow.bsky.social talks about how he got on with today's Slay The Spire challenge. 100% fine by me.
December 7, 2024 at 11:54 AM
I don't follow many people on here yet, and some people post more than others. So Bsky for me is mainly an app where @cstross.bsky.social lists people to block to stop Bsky turning into X and @aptshadow.bsky.social talks about how he got on with today's Slay The Spire challenge. 100% fine by me.
*tap tap* Uh... Is this thing on?
November 18, 2024 at 2:57 PM
*tap tap* Uh... Is this thing on?