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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · Jun 15
*checks news headlines*

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*resumes looking at pictures of a small spherical Japanese bird*
A small white bird in mid flight, looking remarkably like a tennis ball
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 20m
Drop something SKELETAL
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 50m
It's great, isn't it?! 😁
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 1h
Cheers!
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 2h
Thanks 🙂
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 4h
Verrry busy!
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 4h
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Jigsaw Falling Into Place
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Stephen Bush @stephenkb.bsky.social · 5h
"We used to ring up our GP and get an appointment on the same day," says Kemi Badenoch. She does not add: we're all looking for the guy who did this!
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 6h
Morning
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 7h
All I do is kiss you, through the bars of a rhyme

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Romeo And Juliet
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 8h
Wednesday
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Jonathan Portes @jdportes.bsky.social · 1d
David is slightly unfair. There is a clear difference here.

Conservatives and Reform plan to forcibly expel large numbers of people who are legal, permanent residents of migrant origin. The BNP proposal is voluntary.
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David Herdson @davidherdson.bsky.social · 1d
This below is from the 2005 BNP manifesto.

Spot the difference with current Tory and Reform policy.

(p14 news.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/bsp... )
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Amanda @pandamoanimum.bsky.social · 22h
When you order a ventriloquist dummy from Temu.
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 21h
Waning gibbous 99.4%
#Selenophile
Almost full moon as seen from my bedroom window just now
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 21h
Came across this line, and feel *totally* seen:

'She tried to look picturesque but only succeeded in being untidy' 😳
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 1d
This week's homework
#OscarWilde
#OU
#Books📚
#LivingMyBestLife💙
#Joy
Picture of a paperback edition of A Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 1d
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Tom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 1d
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
p.s. My new book of science cartoons 'Physics for Cats' is out this week. Details at www.tomgauld.com
Panel 1 A figure stands at a lectern "This image illustrates my theory that, presented with a sufficient quantity of intricate formulae, overcomplicated diagrams and impenetrable acronyms, an audience will agree with almost anything." The screen is completely packed with such things Panel 2,3,4,5. Four audience members say enthusiastically: "My thoughts exactly!", "Hear, hear!", "I quite agree!" and "Excellent point!"
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 1d
Er, yes, onerous!
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 1d
Yep!
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 1d
Fairly, I've a lot of reading to get through
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 1d
Hi there, I'm fine thanks
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 1d
Tuesday
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 1d
This week's homework
#OscarWilde
#OU
#Books📚
#LivingMyBestLife💙
#Joy
Picture of a paperback edition of A Picture of Dorian Gray by Oscar Wilde
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Simon Kuestenmacher @simongerman600.bsky.social · 2d
By now most folks know that the most commonly map projection (Mercator) distorts the size of landmasses. The further away from the equator, the larger a country appears on the map. HT @geoallday
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 2d
Afternoon Swampy! 🙂💙👋🏼
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Ms T 🐘💙🎵📚 @elephantlass.bsky.social · 2d
a man with a beard and long hair is standing in a dark room and says `` knew it '' .
ALT: a man with a beard and long hair is standing in a dark room and says `` knew it '' .
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