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Elevator Primates
@elevatorprimates.bsky.social
Aussie pop-punk mayhem. Loud, fast, & emotionally confused. We scream in key (mostly), write fast songs about dumb mistakes, growing pains, and chasing girls we’ll never talk to.

🌐 All our links: https://links.elevatorprimates.band
We "caught" Zeke mid-songwriting — just him, an acoustic guitar, and a room that looks like it’s seen a thousand stories.
Might be hearing this one live sooner than you think. 👀🎸

#ElevatorPrimates #SongwritingSession #MusicSky
August 12, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Big love to our friends and fam who rock up to the tiny practice nights. 🖤
Sing-alongs, bad jokes, and “play that one again” moments make all the difference.
Wouldn’t be doing this without you.
#ElevatorPrimates #BandLife #PopPunk #MusicSky
August 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Our new punk Xmas single is out — and no, your parents won't like it. "All I Got for Christmas Was Detention" is now streaming.

🎧 Stream it here → links.elevatorprimates.band

#MusicSky #Punkmas #ElevatorPrimates
August 3, 2025 at 12:44 AM
“Hey legends!” Cassie dropped in with a chaotic Christmas update EARLY AF and we’re 100% here for it

the single’s dropping early so yes, you’ve got time to ruin your family playlist in advance 🎄

#elevatorprimates #holidaymeltdown #detentioncore #musicsky
July 30, 2025 at 6:48 PM
flying Melbourne to Sydney and of all places they choose… Hungry Jack’s 😭

can’t take the punk outta the boys even at the food court

#airportcore #ElevatorPrimates #musicsky
July 24, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Serious face? Never heard of her. Behind the scenes at the band photoshoot and we lost it.

Zeke: “I think I pulled a muscle trying to look serious.”
Ashton: “Yeah… get loud or go home, right?” 😂

#ElevatorPrimates #GetLoudOrGoHome #PopPunkChaos #PhotoshootFails #BTS #MusicSky
July 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Guitar. Vocals .... Detention

Riley, Ashton & Zeke are finishing the final pass for our holiday banger.

“All I Got for Christmas Was Detention” is gonna hit different.

#HolidayMeltdown #ElevatorPrimates #PopPunkStudio #MusicSky
July 17, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Christmas drums, pop-punk chaos, and Jett going feral behind the kit.

Studio session for “All I Got for Christmas Was Detention” is in full swing.

🎄 #HolidayMeltdown #ElevatorPrimates #PunkIsAlive #BehindTheScenes #MusicSky
July 16, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Just two primates and their guitars before the storm hits.
Zeke & Ashton vibing pre-show like they were born for it.
#ElevatorPrimates #PreShowChaos #LiveLoud #MusicSky
July 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
🎄We know it’s too early.
🎁 We wrote it anyway.
🚫 All I got for Christmas was DETENTION.
New Elevator Primates holiday single is coming to hijack your December playlist.
Elf costumes? ✅
Broken chairs? ✅
Punk attitude? Always.
#HolidayMeltdown #DetentionDrop #MusicSky #Punkmas #ElevatorPrimates
July 13, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Ashton deep in the chaos, writing our Christmas single like a true delinquent angel.

🎄📝 “All I Got for Christmas Was Detention” 🎄📝

is coming.

🎧 Stay tuned.
#HolidayMeltdown #ElevatorPrimates #NewMusic #PopPunkChristmas #AshtonVale #MusicSky
July 11, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Everyone’s got that one band they found before they blew up right? ... Here’s yours ...

#ElevatorPrimates #PopPunk #AussieAussieAussie
July 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
🚨 We finally did it.
The Elevator Primates streetwear store is LIVE.

Tees. Caps. Chaos.
Infant sizes too, because rebellion has no age limit.

🛒 streetwear.elevatorprimates.band

#NewDrop #MusicSky #ElevatorPrimates #Streetwear #GetLoudOrGoHome
June 27, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Zoey’s rocking the new LOUD MONKEY TEE in the alley we probably wrote half our setlist in. Merch drop coming soon.

You know the rule: GET LOUD OR GO HOME.

#MusicSky #ElevatorPrimates #Streetwear #LoudMonkeyTee
June 18, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Hit the street. Dropped the new re-mastered track.
Aussies listened! 🔥

Remaster reaction video coming soon 👀

#MusicSky #ElevatorPrimates #StreetVoices #GetLoudOrGoHome
June 13, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Cassie on camera?
Yeah, something’s brewing.
We’re not saying what it is yet, but let’s just say…
it’s gonna get loud.

#MusicSky #ElevatorPrimates #ComingSoon
June 6, 2025 at 8:09 PM
If pop punk raised on heartbreak and high-volume catharsis is your thing, this is the full Elevator Primates lineup. Jett did his own hair and yes, Zeke is already thinking about jumping off the backdrop.
🎧 links.elevatorprimates.band

#MusicSky #PopPunk #BandVibes #ElevatorPrimates
June 6, 2025 at 7:44 PM
📸 Just a casual flex… but how good does the Elevator Primates beanie look on Samantha? 😎🔥
We’re kinda obsessed.

Beanies, ink, and attitude—what more do you need?
🖤How do you rate the look?

👀 You might still find a few in the merch store...
www.elevatorprimates.band/p/merch.html

#ElevatorPrimates
May 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Throwback time.
If you know what this is — you probably made someone a mixtape and cried about it later.

If you don’t… Google it.

▶️ From our "Dear Yesterday" lyrics video.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4sQ...

#ElevatorPrimates #MixtapeFeels #DearYesterday #MusicSky
May 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
🚨 Album drop alert 🚨
Our self-titled debut album ELEVATOR PRIMATES is officially out now. 11 tracks of pop-punk chaos, late-night regret, and zero apologies.

Stream it, scream it, smash repeat.

🎧 Listen on you fav music platform: links.elevatorprimates.band

#ElevatorPrimates #AlbumDrop #PopPunk
May 3, 2025 at 9:30 PM
🔥 New drop just landed from Elevator Primates
Meet the Stencil Ape — stencil-style monkey, spray drips, and all that rebel noise.
Graffiti meets grunge.

Model: Natalie
Track: Crash and Burn (Elevator Monkeys)

#StencilApe #ElevatorPrimates #AltStyle #NewDrop #IndieWear
April 20, 2025 at 1:58 AM
New drop for the real ones: Ransom Ape.
Duct-taped attitude. Zine-core design. Limited run.
Punk isn't dead — it just wears our merch now.

#ElevatorPrimates #BandThreads #DIYVibes
April 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Incoming from the Elevator Primates chaos lab.

This Dia de los Muertos-inspired monkey skull tee is nearly here. Modeled by our badass friend Jenn.

Perfect for late nights, loud riffs, and anyone who's ever moshed in eyeliner.

#ElevatorPrimates #BandMerch #AltStyle #picoftheday #indiepop #poppunk
April 17, 2025 at 8:25 PM
Your dome's about to get PRIMATE-IFIED. "Elevator Primates" caps incoming. Prepare for maximum street cred. Stay tuned for drop info! #ElevatorPrimates #MerchDrop #SkatePunk

#musicians #music #artist #picoftheday #follow #followme #music #musicians #ElevatorPrimates #indiepop #poppunk
April 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
EP merch is coming soon. Make sure to follow us for details.
L: EP Primate ticket board t-shirt
R: Toxic Primate neon green t-shirt
April 12, 2025 at 7:21 PM