Our new punk Xmas single is out — and no, your parents won't like it. "All I Got for Christmas Was Detention" is now streaming.

🎧 Stream it here → links.elevatorprimates.band

#MusicSky #Punkmas #ElevatorPrimates

“Hey legends!” Cassie dropped in with a chaotic Christmas update EARLY AF and we’re 100% here for it

the single’s dropping early so yes, you’ve got time to ruin your family playlist in advance 🎄

#elevatorprimates #holidaymeltdown #detentioncore #musicsky

Serious face? Never heard of her. Behind the scenes at the band photoshoot and we lost it.

Zeke: “I think I pulled a muscle trying to look serious.”
Ashton: “Yeah… get loud or go home, right?” 😂

#ElevatorPrimates #GetLoudOrGoHome #PopPunkChaos #PhotoshootFails #BTS #MusicSky

🔥 New drop just landed from Elevator Primates
Meet the Stencil Ape — stencil-style monkey, spray drips, and all that rebel noise.
Graffiti meets grunge.

Model: Natalie
Track: Crash and Burn (Elevator Monkeys)

#StencilApe #ElevatorPrimates #AltStyle #NewDrop #IndieWear

New drop for the real ones: Ransom Ape.
Duct-taped attitude. Zine-core design. Limited run.
Punk isn't dead — it just wears our merch now.

#ElevatorPrimates #BandThreads #DIYVibes

Incoming from the Elevator Primates chaos lab.

This Dia de los Muertos-inspired monkey skull tee is nearly here. Modeled by our badass friend Jenn.

Perfect for late nights, loud riffs, and anyone who's ever moshed in eyeliner.

#ElevatorPrimates #BandMerch #AltStyle #picoftheday #indiepop #poppunk

EP merch is coming soon. Make sure to follow us for details.
L: EP Primate ticket board t-shirt
R: Toxic Primate neon green t-shirt