ElevenJersey
@elevenjersey.bsky.social
Every now and then when your life gets complicated and the weasels start closing in, the only cure is to load up on heinous chemicals and then drive like a bastard from Hollywood to Las Vegas ... with the music at top volume and at least a pint of ether.
‘Thriving on kindness’ yeah?
December 12, 2025 at 12:03 PM
‘Thriving on kindness’ yeah?
Joh Higgis takes a look dow the table at that awkward cut
December 4, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Joh Higgis takes a look dow the table at that awkward cut
Spicy tomato reduced to a suspended sentence
November 19, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Spicy tomato reduced to a suspended sentence
Yeah, and what is a gunshot wound between the eyes a sign of?
A fucking headache?
A fucking headache?
October 16, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Yeah, and what is a gunshot wound between the eyes a sign of?
A fucking headache?
A fucking headache?
It’s strange, the relationship we have with hot sauces
October 11, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It’s strange, the relationship we have with hot sauces
Well don’t spoil your lasagne with bravado. Test it out first!
October 11, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Well don’t spoil your lasagne with bravado. Test it out first!
I was in a Tabasco shop in New Orleans ten days ago (where they make it) and I did not see that variant at all.
October 11, 2025 at 11:48 AM
I was in a Tabasco shop in New Orleans ten days ago (where they make it) and I did not see that variant at all.
They’ve lost control again
September 24, 2025 at 6:06 PM
They’ve lost control again
Fake as fuck.
Most widowed spouses don’t have a tight 25 minutes ready and so well rehearsed for a funeral.
But then most funerals don’t have merch, QR codes and sponsorship.
Most widowed spouses don’t have a tight 25 minutes ready and so well rehearsed for a funeral.
But then most funerals don’t have merch, QR codes and sponsorship.
September 21, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Fake as fuck.
Most widowed spouses don’t have a tight 25 minutes ready and so well rehearsed for a funeral.
But then most funerals don’t have merch, QR codes and sponsorship.
Most widowed spouses don’t have a tight 25 minutes ready and so well rehearsed for a funeral.
But then most funerals don’t have merch, QR codes and sponsorship.
Well I never…. same director.
Completely different pace though.
Completely different pace though.
September 16, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Well I never…. same director.
Completely different pace though.
Completely different pace though.
Some interesting parallels with Cool Hand Luke but a more edgy story and tone, set to uncomfortable music.
I think I need to watch it one more time. Too many significant characters for my simple mind to process first-pass and I’m not sure I understand his motives in the first place.
Good movie
I think I need to watch it one more time. Too many significant characters for my simple mind to process first-pass and I’m not sure I understand his motives in the first place.
Good movie
September 16, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Some interesting parallels with Cool Hand Luke but a more edgy story and tone, set to uncomfortable music.
I think I need to watch it one more time. Too many significant characters for my simple mind to process first-pass and I’m not sure I understand his motives in the first place.
Good movie
I think I need to watch it one more time. Too many significant characters for my simple mind to process first-pass and I’m not sure I understand his motives in the first place.
Good movie
“would ya believe me own dog did that to me?”
September 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
“would ya believe me own dog did that to me?”