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richie ★
@elfportal.bsky.social
27 • he/they • free palestine • dyke • married
hey
January 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
spending sunday morning in bed reading while my wife plays guitar, heaven on earth fr
December 1, 2024 at 3:04 PM
obsessed w this photo
December 1, 2024 at 11:36 AM
dear christ nothing pisses me off more than people purposefully misunderstanding me holy shit
November 30, 2024 at 6:59 AM
hey @willjinkies.com many moons ago on tw*tter i told you i'd update you on my arms and i just want to tell you i'm working out again And bought a pull up bar
November 29, 2024 at 9:29 PM
obsessed w this photo
November 29, 2024 at 9:28 PM
i have insane pain tolerance when it comes to tattoos and piercings but i took a 4am shower to relieve my chronic body pain and i felt better but i leaned against the wall for a single second and now my whole shoulder and arm hurt. what's going on
November 28, 2024 at 9:01 AM
there are drugs in this song
November 27, 2024 at 11:06 PM
relistening to gnx and making baked mac and cheese at 11:33pm yes god
November 27, 2024 at 4:33 AM
before my wife got home i was freezing in a sweatshirt sweatpants and socks and now she's home and suddenly i'm fucking boiling lmfaoo
November 26, 2024 at 11:42 PM
also re: hivemind last night i was watching the worst songs bracket and woke ash up bc i was laughing so hard i couldn’t breathe and had a coughing fit
November 26, 2024 at 10:02 PM
me every time hivemind mentions delaware: omg they literally love me so much
November 26, 2024 at 10:01 PM
the sky is gorgeous this morning :3
November 24, 2024 at 11:43 AM
"somehow, palpatine has returned" will haunt me for the rest of my days i know oscar isaac was pissed they made him say that shit
November 24, 2024 at 3:08 AM
maintenance left a whole entire cart in a guest's bathroom.
November 23, 2024 at 7:06 AM
my wife:
hawking tuah winter wonderland
November 23, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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“Feeling grateful?”
Did you mean: Immense guilt that you don’t deserve it and should probably apologize
November 23, 2024 at 12:24 AM
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i hope chappell roan is even meaner in 2025 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻
November 20, 2024 at 6:34 PM
"we need another bank, we need backup, you're too rich!!" thank you graydon
November 22, 2024 at 2:17 AM
it has been the longest and hardest day of my life (extremely derogatory) but i'm getting married soon so i guess i'll be ok
November 22, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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i don't believe in blocking people with different views. i think that everybody should listen to everybody else all of the time. i believe that everyone should quit their jobs and stop sleeping so that they can read all of the posts and consider all of the perspectives
November 21, 2024 at 2:03 PM
hello fascination by breathe carolina is one of my all time favorite albums i will never not love this album i've been bumping it since release day
November 20, 2024 at 5:41 AM
alright well i did everything i needed to do and i've only been here an hour so. this shift is going to be way too fucking long <3
November 19, 2024 at 10:18 PM
EXHAUSTED lesbian "does his job" (i'm actually doing my job rn)
November 19, 2024 at 9:48 PM
just checked someone in who was born in 03 and he's like a whole adult. that doesn't make sense at all i fear
November 19, 2024 at 9:47 PM