toyotathon is upon us
December 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
toyotathon is upon us
im at the glory hole rn but just to hold hands with strangers through the hole
December 25, 2025 at 5:36 AM
im at the glory hole rn but just to hold hands with strangers through the hole
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i will never log on
December 23, 2025 at 7:13 AM
i will never log on
its tits and nuts out there this morning folks, absolute tits and nuts
December 22, 2025 at 5:39 PM
its tits and nuts out there this morning folks, absolute tits and nuts
hey girlyplops i've decided to become a Born Again Christian
December 21, 2025 at 7:14 AM
hey girlyplops i've decided to become a Born Again Christian
once again, i didn't get hired for a job i didn't really want
December 17, 2025 at 4:56 AM
once again, i didn't get hired for a job i didn't really want
a billionaire whitey started calling chatbots "AI" and here we are
December 17, 2025 at 4:55 AM
a billionaire whitey started calling chatbots "AI" and here we are
i'm always sayin goofy bullcrap like "butt bang" and "hand job" and all kinds of sex words like that
December 17, 2025 at 4:51 AM
i'm always sayin goofy bullcrap like "butt bang" and "hand job" and all kinds of sex words like that
get ready to get pumPED AS FUck about spreadsheets
December 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
get ready to get pumPED AS FUck about spreadsheets
what's the hanky code for seeking authentic connection
December 13, 2025 at 2:28 AM
what's the hanky code for seeking authentic connection
don't ever talk to me about Vlasic™ Stackers
December 13, 2025 at 1:33 AM
don't ever talk to me about Vlasic™ Stackers
Did anyone else notice that all the hobbits in lotr had boners the whole time? (books not movies)
December 8, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Did anyone else notice that all the hobbits in lotr had boners the whole time? (books not movies)
once again the popular girls are making me buy new clothes at the mall and wear contact lenses instead of glasses and putting lipstick and mascara and blush on my face and taking my hair out of a ponytail
December 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
once again the popular girls are making me buy new clothes at the mall and wear contact lenses instead of glasses and putting lipstick and mascara and blush on my face and taking my hair out of a ponytail
that line ain't gonna toe itself
December 5, 2025 at 8:02 AM
that line ain't gonna toe itself
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
mama tried
bush lied
people died
cream pied
bush lied
people died
cream pied
December 2, 2025 at 8:11 AM
mama tried
bush lied
people died
cream pied
bush lied
people died
cream pied
milkin pps for 200 dollars a hour?!?!?!?!?!?!?;?
December 2, 2025 at 7:22 AM
milkin pps for 200 dollars a hour?!?!?!?!?!?!?;?
in the words of the inimitable dr. octagon, 1-800-PP-5-1-DOO-DOO
December 1, 2025 at 6:39 AM
in the words of the inimitable dr. octagon, 1-800-PP-5-1-DOO-DOO
everyoine keeps mixing up their donkies
November 30, 2025 at 12:00 AM
everyoine keeps mixing up their donkies
ahh my ham coins!
November 25, 2025 at 9:59 PM
ahh my ham coins!
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Remembering dear Sleazy on this day of his passing in 2010. ❤️
November 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Remembering dear Sleazy on this day of his passing in 2010. ❤️
Big Pap's coming
November 23, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Big Pap's coming
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why do they call it bottom dysphoria and not hognitive dissonance
November 23, 2025 at 12:01 AM
why do they call it bottom dysphoria and not hognitive dissonance
i refuse to let my precious children play roblox or be born
November 22, 2025 at 5:14 AM
i refuse to let my precious children play roblox or be born