Elizabeth Arnold
@eliarn.bsky.social
Chief cook and bottle washer, laundry fairy, finder of lost items
Consider this an act of violence by the swimming school
January 17, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Consider this an act of violence by the swimming school
But not those bins
January 13, 2026 at 6:09 PM
But not those bins
If it makes you feel any better, I have somehow achieved this
January 8, 2026 at 10:40 PM
If it makes you feel any better, I have somehow achieved this
Mary Poppins staring at you in bed is a choice someone should be discussing with a good therapist
January 7, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Mary Poppins staring at you in bed is a choice someone should be discussing with a good therapist
Anybody seen my dog?
January 5, 2026 at 1:09 PM
Anybody seen my dog?
Up at bonkers o’clock to go to that London, but got to see the Aurora as compensation
November 13, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Up at bonkers o’clock to go to that London, but got to see the Aurora as compensation
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social we shall remember then on the greens and in the bar afterwards
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
@remembrancewatch.bsky.social we shall remember then on the greens and in the bar afterwards
Put some music on for the dog and got Whammed in November 😱
November 8, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Put some music on for the dog and got Whammed in November 😱
Dunno that I really fancy eating the captain’s chocolate brownies 😬
September 30, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Dunno that I really fancy eating the captain’s chocolate brownies 😬
Unmissable job offer here from the weird HR spam bots
September 18, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Unmissable job offer here from the weird HR spam bots
Unless they look like this presumably
September 7, 2025 at 9:03 AM
Unless they look like this presumably
Excellent doggy ice cream based punning. The chaos hound approves
August 29, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Excellent doggy ice cream based punning. The chaos hound approves
Make it a bit thicker and add it to your lemon top 🍦
August 25, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Make it a bit thicker and add it to your lemon top 🍦
Couldn’t find any teaspoons so offered child 3 10p for every one he found in his bedroom 😱
July 12, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Couldn’t find any teaspoons so offered child 3 10p for every one he found in his bedroom 😱
There’s a book about that!
April 23, 2025 at 5:55 PM
There’s a book about that!
You’re alright, it happened to God too
April 16, 2025 at 8:01 PM
You’re alright, it happened to God too
Now, bear with me…
April 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Now, bear with me…
Did you see this stat
March 8, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Did you see this stat
I came across the van for this place yesterday, seems vaguely threatening
February 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I came across the van for this place yesterday, seems vaguely threatening
Alive and well under the kitchen sink here
February 19, 2025 at 9:46 AM
Alive and well under the kitchen sink here
Apparently that wasn’t enough dinner
February 11, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Apparently that wasn’t enough dinner