Elizabeth Arnold
@eliarn.bsky.social
Chief cook and bottle washer, laundry fairy, finder of lost items
You have to eat everything so there’s no waste
January 13, 2026 at 6:16 PM
You have to eat everything so there’s no waste
But not those bins
January 13, 2026 at 6:09 PM
But not those bins
A previous home had one that prevented us keeping rabbits.
January 13, 2026 at 12:18 PM
A previous home had one that prevented us keeping rabbits.
Have you considered removing yourselves from X? What is your justification for staying?
January 12, 2026 at 3:08 PM
Have you considered removing yourselves from X? What is your justification for staying?
Rare genuine use case for generative AI.
January 11, 2026 at 2:59 PM
Rare genuine use case for generative AI.
That’s mostly because they were all full of laudanum, so even if they didn’t actually cure anything, you didn’t care anymore 😵💫
January 10, 2026 at 10:26 AM
That’s mostly because they were all full of laudanum, so even if they didn’t actually cure anything, you didn’t care anymore 😵💫
Ooh, I had that first one!
January 10, 2026 at 8:07 AM
Ooh, I had that first one!
Do you think the clubs could be persuaded to at least post here as well, might encourage people to move? Don’t see how they justify staying and supporting women in sport at the same time though
January 9, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Do you think the clubs could be persuaded to at least post here as well, might encourage people to move? Don’t see how they justify staying and supporting women in sport at the same time though
It’s probably more accurate
January 9, 2026 at 8:35 AM
It’s probably more accurate
I wonder who got number 1 for milk or baked beans.
January 8, 2026 at 10:51 PM
I wonder who got number 1 for milk or baked beans.
I don’t even think I buy that many. They’re just handy wfh lunches
January 8, 2026 at 10:47 PM
I don’t even think I buy that many. They’re just handy wfh lunches
If it makes you feel any better, I have somehow achieved this
January 8, 2026 at 10:40 PM
If it makes you feel any better, I have somehow achieved this
Hey, look we all had a lot of emails to work through when we got back to the office
January 7, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Hey, look we all had a lot of emails to work through when we got back to the office
Mary Poppins staring at you in bed is a choice someone should be discussing with a good therapist
January 7, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Mary Poppins staring at you in bed is a choice someone should be discussing with a good therapist
This is surely the final nail in Donald Trump’s coffin. A coffin made entirely of nails.
January 3, 2026 at 12:16 PM
How can ordinary people best tell the government this?
January 2, 2026 at 9:26 PM
How can ordinary people best tell the government this?
I’m glad it’s new
January 1, 2026 at 12:45 PM
I’m glad it’s new
I like the way the splashback on the induction hob is your dinner guest’s heads
December 31, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I like the way the splashback on the induction hob is your dinner guest’s heads
Who’s got the Torment Nexus tweet to hand?
December 29, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Who’s got the Torment Nexus tweet to hand?